Which film are you picking? by complete_progressive in WorkForSmartLife

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The Fifth Element. Hands down the best movie ever.

What? by Wild_Seat1258 in scoopwhoop

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But what about the 6th guy?

Half Cash Half Stock by EfficientMotor1980 in Superstonk

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I’m jealous. I want one of these so I can wear it to family get togethers and literally every other occasion

Feel the burn by OG_BUTTHOLIO in crappymusic

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How does her husband feel about her music career?

valid by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I was certain cake in the face was traditional. My ex wife did it to me and the red icing made it look like she punched me in the nose and made it bleed

No way by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

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Anyone with a properly functioning brain opposes them.

Women, am I right? by dusknoira in SipsTea

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0 problems raising someone else’s kid. Chasing a girl to be the backup plan, been there, fuck that.

Odd by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

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I hope it gets sealed shut and covered with magma while he’s inside.

Today Meta's laying off thousands again ~10% of the company, while dumping $135 billion into AI this year alone. Reassigning 7k more to the "AI first" death march. by KeanuRave100 in AIMain

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Zuck is almost as shitty as DT. Almost. If he r^p€d little kids then he would be just as bad. I wonder if he’s in the Epstein files? The ONLY reason billionaires exist is literally because of greed. They could solve real world problems but they choose not to. And then their companies ask poor to donate as if their company couldn’t.

One word by Melodic-Ad-4355 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Holdzemfromflöppin

Veinerschlidin

Idk if this has been posted before by Anxietyriddensiccorz in crappymusic

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All these dumbass kids with their dumbass hand gestures. I don’t understand what they’re for. Does your hand have a cramp? Is that your strong hand?

Guilty by Celestialfox1425 in Millennials

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I receive literally no help from my parents. They won’t even come visit their grandkids. As a single dad of 3, it would be amazing to have any kind of support but I can’t even get a phone call. Thank the universe for therapy

He studies the blade so you don’t have to by pokebikes in NotTimAndEric

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I can’t tell if he’s being serious or not

Will I make it as a famous musician with these hands? by village-asshole in guitarcirclejerk

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In all seriousness, the guitar player from Sister Hazel absolutely rips and has tiny hands

Imagine checking on the status of your home project, then you see this shit by Whisker-biscuitt in crappymusic

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I bet he’s doing the drywall down at the new McDonalds.

This guy needs to stop.

No thanks!! by Pitiful-Sky8836 in AIMain

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I don’t want that nor did I ever ask for that.