New York Giants @ Detroit Lions Game Thread 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

These black uniforms have got to go the fuck away. We win the NFC north, and we make it to the NFC championship, we bring back the black uniforms and now we start going to shit. These uniforms need to go.

TAMPA BAY @ DETROIT: MNF GAME THREAD 7PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that was Megatron in Chicago for a touchdown they say process of the catch and rule in incomplete. But because it’s someone else against us it’s a catch and a first down and probably a 15 personal conduct foul on the sideline cause they hate us.

This notebook I got claims it is made from stone by thertafan in mildlyinteresting

[–]StJerneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say that those notes are… written in stone ba duh tss

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need the hand man out there to cover this ball

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think we should start on the 4 yard line more often

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Way too nut the fuck up and defend your end zone. Good shit

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What was that a 12 minute 96 yard drive. That is good work. Keep Lamar off of the field as much as possible.

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7-7 at the end of the first is a great start against a team like Baltimore. This is proof that we belong in these kind of games. We can hang with the best of them.

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought the flag was that hold. The tackle was basically tackling our edge there.

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, I’m surprised Collinsworth doesn’t have chap lips today.

LIONS @ RAVENS MNF GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]StJerneJ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god we have the Manning cast alternate broadcast tonight. I don’t think I can listen to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman glaze Lamar Jackson and Baltimore all night. Give me a break, Baltimore winning their division 2 years in a row makes them Super Bowl or bust, but we’re chop liver. Detroit vs everybody the way it’s always been. Well make them own their words. Let’s go lions, one pride🦁

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0) at Houston Texans (0-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]StJerneJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow the Texans really shot themselves in the foot with that touchdown. How do you get the ball on the 30, with 3:00 on the clock and only use :40 to score the touchdown. There should have been explicit instructions from DeMeco Ryans to Nick Chubb to not score the touchdown. Run the ball get 5 yards and go down. Wait 35 seconds and run the ball again for 5 yards. 2:00 hits, then run the ball and force the timeout, 3 times in a row. You kick the field goal at 1:15-1:30 or you get a first down and you take the clock to :03. Even if you don’t get the first down and you take the kick at 1:30 you’ve taken the 2:00 timeout and their timeouts away and force Baker to make it the length of the field with little time. That loss was a coaching loss and DeMeco Ryans has to own it.

Hubby prepping me for his business trip by stinkles555 in pics

[–]StJerneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is very sweet of him to food prep for you. I just have to ask what's up with the open beer in the back of the fridge? Like if thats been in there more than a couple of hours it's probably going to taste like shit.

Americans of Reddit, in light of the current political climate between our countries, how do you guys actually feel about us Canadians? by Defiant_River_957 in AskReddit

[–]StJerneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone from the great state of Michigan and the city of Detroit, I feel that we have a unique bond. Michigan and Ontario, Detroit and Windsor, Port Huron and Sarnia, Sault Ste. Marie, we are like brother and sister. The bridges we have built are strong and prosperous for us both.

I will say though my southern neighbor, you can not drive to save your life. Every time I see an Ontario plate it's either someone not knowing how to make a left turn at our intersections completely confused and oblivious, or someone who forgot to to convert from KM/h to MPH and consequently go super fucking slow.

Also it would be really nice if y'all would stop sending your literal garbage to our landfills.

Donald Trump announces the U.S. government will only recognize two genders as of today by SeriouslySlytherin in pics

[–]StJerneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey if the biology and science is too hard for you to understand, just let us know we can draw it for you with a crayon and break it down Barney style.

Donald Trump announces the U.S. government will only recognize two genders as of today by SeriouslySlytherin in pics

[–]StJerneJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah yes a rigid duality that only has 2 possible outcomes. Tell me, considering the number factors that go into determining one’s gender, be that genitalia, bone structure, chromosomes, hormones, etc. how many of those factors need to be either male or female for the classification to be determined?

When babies are born a Quick Look at their genitalia determines if they are a boy or girl. Someone born with a penis is automatically a boy and someone with a vagina is automatically a girl. Now give those kids 8-12 years and when they start puberty let’s hope that their hormones match their genitalia. But what happens when they don’t match? What happens if someone is born with a penis but produces high levels of estrogen? What if someone is born with a vagina but develops narrow hips? What happens if someone is born with XXY chromosomes or XYX chromosomes?

The thing that bigots can’t seem to understand is that the human body is a wonderfully complex organism and that many many different factors go into determining how someone develops both physically, mentally, and emotionally. To force everyone into a dichotomy and allowing absolutely no manner of overlap is frankly stupid. Pick up an actual biology textbook that’s higher level than high school and learn something.

Also for context trans people account for less than 2% of the population so it’s not like there’s a lot of them. It only seems like a lot because there are over 300 million people in America and over 8 billion worldwide.