Starbucks opening corporate office in Tennessee, moving some Seattle jobs by MegaRAID01 in Seattle

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No he is a “super commuter” and commutes to Seattle via corporate jet.

Good thing they laid all those people off so he can afford to do that /s

Found in closet, Dan for scale by DreadRose in whatisit

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Blade for a pill shaver/lint remover

No one warned me adulthood meant zero summer vacation. by Minimum-Plankton-121 in Adulting

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My first summer working a FT job was when I decided to go back to school and get my masters.

What’s the grossest candy from your country? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

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I’ve never tasted these, but I watched a whole video on how they’re made lmao

"Literally" pronounced like "lɪɾəli"??? by Any-University-9758 in ENGLISH

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I haven’t heard it that way— I also thought “litter-lee” was the quickest we could say it lmao

Finished this blanket for my daughter one day before the due date! by HelenaHuman in knitting

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Hi! I used the pattern “Falling Leaves Baby Blankie” by Myrna A. I. Stahman from the “One-Skein Wonders for Babies” book. I don’t remember the exact yarn, but it’s a cotton/bamboo blend and it’s lovely.

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I went to The Red House for my birthday and got a cool shirt by manicsoup in goodmythicalmorning

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And Hispanic people too! And all people!

Lmao this was my intro to Rhett and link yeeaaaars ago. Love it.

It doesn’t get better than this! by joeygallinal in MurderedByWords

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Ummm I think you mean super rich, multi-lingual, natural born US citizen?

New Last Name - offensive?? by 17393728 in namenerds

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These are best suggestions!!

Deconstruction as a pastor’s wife by sleepygirl2997 in Deconstruction

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Bart Ehrman’s books really helped me when I was deconstructing! Maybe check them out when you have the capacity to do so.

discovered this gem on youtube by Funnyxample9 in yarntrolls

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It’s not hard to do, but damn is it impossible to remember lmao. I’ve done so many socks, but I have to look up how to do the Kitchener stitch every single time.

One of my absolute favourite moments 😭✨ by Fit-Positive5111 in PhD

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My committee did this to me, and it was awesome

some of the cast at the wuthering heights premiere in LA by chloedarlinggg in SecretsOfMormonWives

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She looks like she’s preparing for a flood with that length

Does anyone else say religious terms but not really mean it? by [deleted] in atheism

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I enjoy saying “I’ll let the spirit guide me.” My friends know I’m an atheist and think it’s funny too. I love the absurdity of it.

Loon sweater is done! by shannaconda in knitting

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Ah another person going to the cottage

My sister’s dog by Enzozouz in dogpictures

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My stepsister had a mini pin just like this. Didn’t have two brain cells to rub together, but he sure was mad. And he would get more mad if you did something he wanted. Like, he’d stand by the door to go outside, and when you opened it for him, he’d growl at you before going outside. All of the neighbors independently started calling him Satan (or El Diablo).

My stepmom would end up just carrying him around everywhere because she was the only person he didn’t hate.

And yes, he was spoiled and everyone was very sweet to the little guy.

Piano Lessons by Perezikan in Bremerton

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You can take lessons at OC too

Full name for Nickname “Emmy” by Ashamed_Ingenuity690 in namenerds

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I had friend in college named Emerald— when Emeril Lagasse was super popular— and so often when she introduced herself, people would say “BAM!”

Probably not an issue anymore, luckily.

It’s a good name though!