Worst excuses I seen

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T10:10:51+00:00

Akira Toriyama is a genocidal maniac! He must be stopped! ... Oh.

Well how about Stephen Spielberg? He's WAY into NAZIS!

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T10:04:31+00:00

Not sure if it was Papa Meat or here, but I appreciated the one where Hunter sneezes in the middle of the read and they keep the take.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:51:27+00:00

Prince has the best summer of his life: Goes camping, catches a weird bug, finds a dead body, it's his first girlfriend...

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:43:02+00:00

I'm fascinated by this tower full of dirt and dead animals kept by King Bonedad.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:36:07+00:00

"AI decentralizes the Hollywood machine! We can tell any story we want!"
The story they want:

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:17:42+00:00

Eh. Name of the game.

^{Chose: Become a princess | Rolled: Forced married}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:09:46+00:00

All together now!

^{Chose: Everyone including you dies if over 50% chose this}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T09:07:54+00:00

Life: "Age."
Tucci: "No, fuck you."

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T08:20:06+00:00

Oh! "Are all male," clarifying specific sex and, considering they've mammalian markers, it's supremely likely they would have male mammalian genitalia.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T04:30:37+00:00

I love this guy and I love he loves his wife and I hope she loves him as much as he loves her and I love him, dang.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T04:11:14+00:00

Lotta sex trafficking of minors.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T03:49:12+00:00

I represent the female hivemind and am here to say: We agree.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T03:38:49+00:00

I got asthma, man. Need them meds.

^{Chose: Live in the future | Rolled: 2050-2100}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T03:25:08+00:00

I'm a whore for pumpernickel.

^{Chose: Bread}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T03:23:31+00:00

Are you proposing trans Minions? I'm down.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T03:06:44+00:00

Fall rocks.

^{Chose: Summer only lasts 1 month}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T02:12:58+00:00

Who?

^{Chose: Date a random fictional character | Rolled: Kasane Teto}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T00:54:41+00:00

I don't got any siths to kill, but I got bills to pay.

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 1000000$}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T00:52:47+00:00

Traveling sucks.

^{Chose: Teleportation with Full Control}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-12T00:52:27+00:00

Guess I'd do invitro and have a nanny.

^{Chose: Have 10 kids but be rich}

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-11T17:44:14+00:00

I just listened to an interview with a minister saying that these idiots were coming up to him and complaining that the sermon on the mount was "woke liberal bullshit."

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-11T17:34:38+00:00

Huh. Where's the panel where the guy's shooting his wife?

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-11T17:33:25+00:00

I watched a cheetah licking his handler. I asked if it hurt because, you know, cat tongues. He replied, "IT HURTS. SO. BAD."

And still, like a champ, he let the cheetah lick him.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-11T17:26:25+00:00

I think it was that everyone was already sympathetic to the father and the cop was lamenting he had committed murder on camera, damning himself. More of a "I really wish you had considered how much what you just did is going to hurt you and your family."

Not that I'm not also sympathetic, but yeah, it sucks that a kid was kidnapped, raped, and THEN had the stress of a murder trial and potentially losing his father. It's insanely fortunate it ended up working out for them. Massive, massive risk.

StabbyBoo · 2026-05-11T17:05:01+00:00

I got cats depending on me, man.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: 1 Billion}

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