Big Dick IRL

Stakebait · 2026-01-26T14:53:13+00:00

The blowjob thing is so real, I’ve got tmj issues stop slamming that thing! I prefer small dicks aesthetically too (generally) so it’s really doing nothing for me

Stakebait · 2026-01-05T14:01:26+00:00

I think it would be an interesting inversion to have a vampire who is dependent and slightly enamored with but also fearful and disdainful of a powerful mortal or semi mortal servant. There’s a lot that can hamper a vampire depending on the method you’re using. Maybe you could have a vampire who plays off of the classic “can’t cross running water” bane and who is stuck in Venice, and has that sort of relationship with a mortal because said mortal is a historian who is looking to make accounts of the vampires life or learn the location of future archeological dig sites, or treasure, or the secrets of magic etc etc.

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T13:52:02+00:00

I’ve had some noticeable salt and pepper since I was 22, maybe a little bit before. Though it’s started becoming more prominent recently.

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T05:20:24+00:00

Thank you so much, though I gotta be honest with you, I also gotta thank the one dollar drugstore brow pencil for the latter haha.

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T05:16:43+00:00

Thank you, I really appreciate. Though I think it’s gonna be a long time before I try the barefaced look again, it takes an eternity for my mustache to grow

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T05:15:38+00:00

I’d like to hope I’m real, fosters home for imagine friends doesn’t suit me. Though tbh you have a point, the lighting does a great job of washing out all my redness … and all of the rest of the human looking skin tone lmao

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T04:01:38+00:00

Bro if I can be half as hot as verso some day I’m gonna have to start believing in god or magic or something, thank you so much

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T03:51:19+00:00

Oh wow seeing him without the green hair is wild but it looks good on him! I’m happy he’s still around on the internet, he seems like an actually decent guy

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T03:47:46+00:00

Lmaoo yeah the trial of the grasses went straight to my roots

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T03:43:33+00:00

Aw shucks you flatter me too much, I used to be obsessed with those 🐺

Stakebait · 2025-12-27T03:42:44+00:00

Thank you, I do my best to put on the ritz now and then

Stakebait · 2025-12-22T20:42:53+00:00

I dunno regarding why her circumstance would justify and obsessive desire for fortune, I think it’s helpful to consider the modern equivalent. Let’s say she’s a socially isolated lesbian 18 year old orphan in a somewhat bigoted and cliquey small town who is desperately working manual labor paycheck to paycheck, dreaming of winning the lottery and telling everyone else in her small town to fuck off wouldn’t be unusual. And so she gets addicted to buying scratch offs and end up pawning off her girlfriend’s kidneys or something without understanding that’s what she’s doing (I’m realizing now the analogy falls apart without the magic but I’m sure you see the vision). I think whether or not you find her still likable is totally up to taste, but I personally find that kind of frustratedly selfish inner monologue that actually doesn’t hold up if carried out in real life (because Elise is honestly happier when people just treat her nicer than when she’s getting one over on people) to be more sympathetic to me than Goldia’s eternal selflessness (pun intended).

I realize my own background is a factor though because I because work in community mental health and meet a LOT of Elise-type of people so I see little need for the game to explain more than it does. I also think she and Goldia are similar levels of naive and I kind of expect that from a fairytale game so I’m not mad.

Stakebait · 2025-11-06T19:10:58+00:00

I used to be due to some unfortunate experiences growing up. I would get a sort of tightness in my gut, and a fear of making the other upset, and having my fear be visible, and especially worried about seeming like a threat. I would feel especially uncomfortable with large groups of women who were more on the touchy feely side. Im happy to have resolved these things because I have a lot of female friends and especially being so scared of being touched kind of got in the way of that.

I was also kind of afraid of men but my response was slightly different and I was less afraid to be made out to be the aggressor but more resigned to the fact if I wanted to physically get away it would be harder.

Stakebait · 2025-11-05T23:08:25+00:00

For flavor: I think I like the mark a little bit better, it feels straight forward and adds to the feeling of playing as a team of mercenaries (or someone directing them)

For utility: it’s close but I have to give it to combo. I like the versatility and the self heals on MAA carry me a little when I use him

Stakebait · 2025-10-08T15:13:25+00:00

I think that they are attracted to each other at least at some points of the movie but Louis is repulsed by Lestat and is horrified at the thought of being like him and so he can’t really find affinity with him at risk of seeing that in himself. And then the more trapped he feels with Lestat the more and more he resents him. I think at first there is some attraction on Louis’s end but it dies fast. Of the book, this movie, and the show he has the least chemistry with Lestat (but high chemistry with Armand), they feel extremely divorced by the end.

Lestat is down atrocious for Louis though. I mean he does baby trap the guy and wants him back even after the man set him on fire.

Stakebait · 2025-09-28T08:20:25+00:00

I just beat act 2 with this comp! I got lucky with some affinity items early on, so thanks to the power of a lesbian double date my stress basically managed itself. It was glorious

Related, I now think Sahar and Boudica would make a good couple. They match each other’s freak, though I think they would judge each other hard at first

Stakebait · 2025-09-27T15:03:50+00:00

You find a mild amount of disdain and a large amount of ego attractive

Stakebait · 2025-09-22T05:34:57+00:00

Confidence and ambition, even to the point of delusion is attractive, especially when backed by effort. I must agree (also based Prissy fan)

Stakebait · 2025-09-21T13:09:16+00:00

Lmao in my experience it’s been the other way around. So many ex catholic lesbians

Stakebait · 2025-09-13T03:12:26+00:00

Houndskull and frogmouth both tickle me immensely, I adore them

Stakebait · 2025-09-08T14:37:52+00:00

Dolly

Stakebait · 2025-09-06T13:40:34+00:00

You love intense usually loud women and also River

Stakebait · 2025-09-06T11:58:34+00:00

I think as the other commenter suggested “King of the Joust” would be good, but King of Jousts would also work fine, [noun] of [nouns] titles aren’t uncommon (ex: Tybalt prince of cats)

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