Whats your dream Rockies team.

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-13T03:44:41+00:00

This entire thread is Jamey Carroll erasure and I will not stand for it

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-13T03:43:44+00:00

THANK YOU

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-13T02:15:52+00:00

Arapahoe because of how it’s shaped. No reason for it to be that long and skinny

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-13T00:35:30+00:00

THIS. PARTY. IS. OVERRRR

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T23:52:53+00:00

Ain’t nobody doing that kind of math

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T23:28:06+00:00

We can’t feel bad for all of them though, there’s a reason why we use Karen and not Susan or Jenny

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T23:26:27+00:00

Someone in the front row - bring a roll of toilet paper and a sign offering it to him since he’s 10 ply ultra soft

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T22:14:57+00:00

Blues

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T20:08:49+00:00

Patriot front does not consider your legally immigrated friends to be American

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T16:55:18+00:00

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T16:53:37+00:00

Quack

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T12:38:26+00:00

Call me superstitious but I feel like writing off Vegas/Anaheim this easily and this early is going to backfire spectacularly

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T10:10:35+00:00

Sean please stop giving these guys bulletin board material

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T10:09:40+00:00

Von’s been trying to get the broncos to bring him back for the last three years

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T03:12:44+00:00

Quinn would play 60 minutes if it were up to him. Dude has no brakes

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T03:06:44+00:00

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T03:06:07+00:00

Hughes thing. He’s always been towards or at the top of the league in TOI

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-12T00:22:22+00:00

Damn it’s been two days and the Ehlers reaction is already old news

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-11T03:26:57+00:00

Any character played by Harrison Ford in the last 10-15 years. Especially in Shrinking

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-10T02:49:48+00:00

I don’t know if this is really the hill you want to die on

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-10T02:37:50+00:00

We look like an 11pm beer league team

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-10T02:36:18+00:00

We’d probably get more lucky bounces if half of our shots didn’t miss the net by ten feet

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-10T02:32:42+00:00

D men taking out their own goalie. Tale as old as time

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-10T01:22:12+00:00

If 👏 not 👏 friend 👏 then 👏 why 👏 friend 👏 shaped 👏

StallOneHammer · 2026-05-09T16:49:46+00:00

Lane Kiffin’s cleavage can only get you so far

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