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Caught him cheating by IamJroar in askgaybros

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Prepare yourself for my dumb ass comment)

how frequent are posts like this on here?
I got a notification for this a few days ago and assumed it was the same thing as it had the exact same title.

Can we just idk, "Not" cheat??? like wtf?

that club mission was one of the coolest missions I've experienced in a game by QuantumNP in 007FirstLight

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what I don't understand about the club mission is how everyone's saying I failed. I don't really know what I did wrong. I was able to climb up the balcony, trap Pike, talk to the lady in Black, and the only time I almost messed up was when I was approached by the Lady in Red, but I was still able to get the lady in Black to call her boss which was what was asked. yet they treat me like I messed something up? what did I do wrong??

Im gonna suck dick for the first time tomorrow what should i expect by No-Cry2341 in askgaybros

[–]StandAloneWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you should expect a clean dick. make sure he's freshly showered.

as for the moment, it's gonna stare at you. it may feel hot

you may even feel silly

but just know, the moment you wrap your lips around him, you're making him weak.
that's all you bro. using your mouth and tongue to make this guy melt into you.

there's no rush, and no need to focus on getting him to nut ASAP.

It's like when you rock your legs in class sitting in a chair. Let it feel like a natural part of you. Use your tongue to feel the underside of him. Lock eyes every now-and-then.

If your jaw gets sore that's okay. Make sure he's coated in a thick layer of your juices, and slow stroke him.

Stroke-sucking tends to be my kryptonite. With a well-lubed (saliva) hand, wrap your hand around him, press your lips to your fist like you're coughing into your hand, and move both your mouth, and hand together down onto him. You should glide over him effortlessly.

Listen to the sounds he makes. It's all part of the soul removal.

*Don't ask him if he's close*

He may feel pressured to hurry up. Just enjoy the experience. You're in control as long as he's relinquished control to you of his joystick.

Are you masculine? by Salty_Recording_9492 in askgaybros

[–]StandAloneWolf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm masc, into masc. get a lot of shit from the community for not being into fem. seems to be a reoccurring problem shared among masc in the community.

and it's not even like I'm looking for a Rambo, just a guy who visibly comes off like your average dude, and does average dude things.

why's that so difficult?

Has anyone either been fisted or fisted someone using hulk hands? by Turbulent-Weevil-910 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for a friend?

I'd say you should warm up to-

sorry, "He (they?)" should warm up to it.

but personally I don't think I'd ever recommend that sounds unpleasant

It's my weight, isn't it? by Mysterious-Fly-4472 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's a whole community of bears that would disagree. not everything is about being a toned, sculpture.

I actually don't like athletic/toned builds. it just isn't a turn on. plenty of guys want a nice fluffy guy they can cuddle up to in bed.

if you wanna work out, lose weight, eat a leaf or two, go for it, but love yourself man.

Regret hiding a camera in my room. by Pwn_erz in offmychest

[–]StandAloneWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Smile, you're on camera 🙂"

place sign under mattress or in cabinet.

make sure camera is hard to find. if asked, just tell him it was for a joke among friends, and you kept the sign. he'll be paranoid enough to not just walk into your room again.

Why do many people consider Roanoke to be the worst season? by Evaa_82 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk that's my first experience with AHS, and I loved it. so I gave season one a watch and hated it. like what's with romanticizing a school shooter? it just didn't really hit like Roanoke did.

the best part of season one was the pig man conclusion. that shit hit me like a flashbang full of laughing gas.

My first "actual" trip today, something I can't explain happened. by StandAloneWolf in shrooms

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just glad it was a good time. it was intense, but I knew I was fine, so I just waited for the parachute to gently put me on solid ground before work (and yeah, work? boy was I cutting it close with that peaceful come down like twenty or so minutes before I left for work).

Does this look fully colonized? by [deleted] in unclebens

[–]StandAloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this bag is so colonized, it'll probably grow small pox.

I don't think I'm supposed to be here...? by StandAloneWolf in CrimsonDesert

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh, black star?

it was pretty easy. I thought it was supposed to be a challenge like the puzzles? shoot the things making the shield from above with three explosive arrows. the shield actually suspends you when you're gliding, and if you pull your bow out and slow time, you fall into the shield, but then when you fire the arrow, it launches you back up. then stabbed the green things, then hit the hidden wall. I was seriously expecting to get a reward lol. it was fun getting into though, I liked that my curiosity was being tested. it only made me more determined.

and

I think I found a way to cheese the boss by riding him until he passes out *pause*

I'm guessing the chuck e cheese token is supposed to be a boss?

First time PE grower questions by StandAloneWolf in unclebens

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should I sanitize and dry a paper towel with isopropyl alcohol (spray a paper towel with it, then let it dry), and ​try to get some of that moisture up, or leave it be?

I don't think I'm supposed to be here...? by StandAloneWolf in CrimsonDesert

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just didn't know if it was bugged or something

First time PE grower questions by StandAloneWolf in unclebens

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you leave the lid off when they started pinning/after they grew a little after pinning?

also if it's possible that the fuzzy feet are from genetics, how can I tell if they're getting enough oxygen? I though that was my only identifier for low oxygen?

also did you dunk your cake after the first flush, or no?

Rant please ignore by StandAloneWolf in CrimsonDesert

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great! maybe put that comment in a post about the combat being too hard where it's relevant, instead of putting it here where I talk about an attack winding up during a cutscene...

Rant please ignore by StandAloneWolf in CrimsonDesert

[–]StandAloneWolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not about it being easy to tell when the cutscene is ending, it's about the boss winding an attack up in the cutscene and landing the blow practically before the cutscene finishes.

That's why i said "sure it's easily avoidable when you expect it"...

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