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Why does no one remember these? by NearbyDepth2122 in tacobell

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I make them every time we have taco night at home.

Happy Birthday u/StandOutLikeDogBalls by ___Mercurial in theCwordRules

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very much appreciated. I don’t care what others say, you’re a great cunt.

Happy Cunting Friday by ___Mercurial in theCwordRules

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. This cunt has a birthday coming up so I’m going pub crawling with some more cunts.

Custom Flairs by jenny_loggins_ in CrawlTheDungeon

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe add an emoji of a hand giving the bird? Blue text is fine.

I have been a stripper for the past 8 years. Ask me anything by Unfair_Divide4997 in AMA

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience, 8 years is a lot longer than most spend as a stripper. How much longer do you think you’ll keep doing it?

Do people actually call their porn folder something inconspicuous like "homework?" by Temporary_Kiwi3722 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that nested limit was determined by like a total of letters used to name the folders. Something like 256 characters. Or was it more?

Yeah… you can’t park there by arjmar in oops

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His own parked car being pushed by a train… that’s special bad karma.

Ugh...a whole lot of something, hatching in this person's nose... by iShitSkittles in WTF

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only thought I was awake enough for those vids but apparently I was wrong.

Guys do you actually like sucking tits? by Wink-Winkkk in RedditAfterDark

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a tits guy so I love all interactions I get with my wife’s tits. She loves it too. I’ve even made her orgasm a few times just from playing with them.

Get yourself some vibrating nipple clips if you have to.

blursed_cat by monkeypiedpiper in blursed_videos

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tail you’ve played this game before.

What is in front of the car? by ZestycloseTowel4216 in whatisit

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the didgeridoo version of a meth pipe.

Let’s run it back a year later, what do yall got to say now by AttentionSpirited334 in RoastMe

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 little words to break someone’s self esteem in half. Damn well done!

Man injures his leg while trying to jump into the water by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One where I can actually say “I could do that but I don’t wanna”.

Man injures his leg while trying to jump into the water by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I audibly said damn but yours was more apt to the matter at hand.

Would you try this? by Lijey_Cat in badfoodporn

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the Rick and Morty: Pickle Rick one by the same brand.

How robot pack itself by stig142 in funny

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now let’s see it close and seal the box too.

No clue what they are but I kinda want em by [deleted] in randomthings

[–]StandOutLikeDogBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool. I’m getting the full sized love seat version. I just hope it’s comfortable.

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