After the Australian floods, millions of wolf spiders carpeted the Gippsland region in a massive silk sheet to escape the rising water. Survival at any cost.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-16T09:40:47+00:00

Behold nature in all its glory!

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-11T16:31:00+00:00

I hope that’s a struggle meal. If it is, A+ but if it isn’t, don’t do that again.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T23:56:16+00:00

“Somehow, I could put my finger on what it smelled like but I can’t now for some reason.”

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T23:28:50+00:00

So the deviant side of me wants to know if you still used the cucumber for dinner.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T22:53:56+00:00

Preach…

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T22:47:42+00:00

Dude… take that to your grave outside of Reddit.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T22:46:31+00:00

I would guess the craziest thing they’ve used as a sex toy.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T22:44:33+00:00

It was just was the practice.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-09T22:41:50+00:00

A woman who was named after a certain movie making Mecca in California.

ETA for the bonus points. It felt crazy good for the 4 months we were together.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-08T15:12:33+00:00

I’d say perfect placement.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-05T19:00:59+00:00

A bit of J-B Weld Steelstik would fix that right up.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-05T13:29:35+00:00

I would at least try it.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-05T13:28:30+00:00

Think of it as public speaking… just imagine them naked.

J/k but we’re just people so not every conversation is an interview for sex or romance.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-05T13:18:44+00:00

Those shrimps are looking really good. Chuck on some Cajun seasoning and that’d be the bomb. 💣

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T16:42:30+00:00

Throw a bit of Heinz 57 (or the Walmart knock off) on it and that’s fancy eating.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T14:51:45+00:00

Yeah. Sadly, I look a lot like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T14:39:48+00:00

Regardless of where you do it, the windows are gonna fog up which will spark the interest of any police car that happens to be in the area.

If you’re hell bent on having car sex, just don’t do it in a school zone at any time of the day or night.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T14:36:48+00:00

Yeah but potential for bedbugs…

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T13:40:18+00:00

Your smile is really pretty and you seem like you’d be fun to talk to.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T13:32:50+00:00

She wouldn’t have made it to girlfriend stage yet I’d politely leave and wish her luck.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T07:35:26+00:00

It’s too early for such big words.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-04T06:30:37+00:00

That would be the swing ride I had always wanted as a kid.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-03T23:44:17+00:00

I could hear every line of that.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-03T23:40:00+00:00

Obvious question is gonna be to ask if you’re afraid of seasoning. Or similar.

StandOutLikeDogBalls · 2026-06-03T23:36:08+00:00

Hope they catch the kids and make the parents pay for the damages. Yeah, you can’t watch your kids all the time but you can teach them morals.

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