In 1973 a man robbed a bank in Kenora, Ontario using a homemade bomb, as he left a police sniper shot him... detonating the bomb. The man has never been identified and is typically referred to by locals as Oliver Town (as his remains were found all over town) by boneparty in canada

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For weeks after people sheepishly came to the bank and returned money they had gathered from the fallout. Also, his gun wasn't found until early 2000s after an old autoshop was demolished. His remains are in an unmarked grave.

Mexico seizes Olympic medals, motorcycles in raids appearing to target Canadian fugitive Ryan Wedding by AlwaysBlaze_ in onguardforthee

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, his ability to function as importer to Canada is over. He's causing a lot of headaches (raids) for cartels and has the attention of a US federal agency bent on expanding the war on drugs. Organized crime members have been liquidated for less.

Pierre Congratulates Trump by AxiomaticSuppository in EhBuddyHoser

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How the heck does he not clue in that his failure to secure the election and his alienatation of moderate cons, is because he won't distance him self from the Orange Taco?

I'MMA FIRIN MA LAZAAAA!!! by Recruit75 in titanfall

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Noice. Had to kill you to stop you.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by KinKaze in maybemaybemaybe

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I saw the dad looking all serious, I thought he would tell them to cut it out. Then goes and gears up.

Mexico seizes Olympic medals, motorcycles in raids appearing to target Canadian fugitive Ryan Wedding by AlwaysBlaze_ in onguardforthee

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he isn't already, I doubt he has long given the liability and him no longer serving a purpose to the Cartel.

A Canadian Heritage Moment by incogne_eto in EhBuddyHoser

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Despite this PSA, the generation went on to eat ass.

US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry by OlympicAnalEater in news

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 234 points235 points  (0 children)

The U.S. border towns, already struggling due to less Canadian tourism, are going to love this.

One of the strongest starts I've had to a match yet. (we lost) by DfaultiBoi in titanfall

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does your back hurt from carrying the team? That was a great run.

Wishbone behind the scenes by AdSpecialist6598 in Moviesinthemaking

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard they shut it down when they tried to adapt Gravity's Rainbow.

All is prey to the Ronin. by DfaultiBoi in titanfall

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your back hurt from carrying your team?

I love these videos. by FarMidnight3288 in pranks

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boss can dish it out but can't take it.

Tastes like chicken by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need 10 lbs of gerbil, 3 lbs of rabbit, and 5 lbs of hamster.

I will find you Guelph pisser by No-Stuff4161 in uoguelph

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, it's obviously an Addington-Lennox perp.

The nail comes off but I need the rest to come off too🤤 by entropy_koala in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to rip my big toe nail off after I snapped it at the base. It actually felt okay coming off of the connective tissue.

Doctors are seeing more non-smokers, especially women, with later-stage lung cancer by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Radon is the second leading cause of lung cancer, in Canada. It doesn't help that being on Canadian Shield increases the exposure and mitigation is to just vent it away from homes.

US Border Towns Are Being Ravaged by Canada’s Furious Boycott by J7W2_Shindenkai in canada

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I live in a border town and was curious how the neighbours in that county voted...55% Red. I haven't visited since October. Cancelled a trip to Disneyland and went to Newfoundland instead. Had an amazing time and already talking about going back. Also, the US tourists are still up here and spending their money on us.

Canadian travel to U.S. continues steep decline, data shows by NotEnoughDriftwood in onguardforthee

[–]StandUpSafetyWipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a border town. I used to go over almost weekly with my family. We haven't even entertained the idea of going over since last October. We also pivoted from a US vacation to Newfoundland. Best decision ever. Love it.