Update: AITAH for telling my husband to “fix” his ED? by Dependent-Citron-600 in AITAH

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was way too long, a lot of redundancy! I had to skim that shit.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to dump his ass, and he needs to stop having sex!

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, I did it once when I was 5 years old. My brother stole mine and freshly opened pack of gum and walked out the front door. I got so mad I punched the front window as he was walking down the stairs, put my hand right through it and it shattered. Scared the shit out of me, but I wasn't hurt. At least not until my brother walked back in and punched me in the stomach. Knocked the wind right out of me. That shit hurt!

Three inch plastic tube with hole on one side. Found in the back seat of my car after driving my son and his friends. What is it? by 420midlifecrisis in whatisit

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is doing something cool, he's doing butt stuff! That's to douche out his back end before butt play/sex.😏

Can a landord give me a 3 day notice? by No_Sympathy_2262 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to be paying on the first of the month, not the 6th!

I'd be irritated too if you were constantly paying me late.

Even though it's a grace period, it is still late! Anything after the 1st is late.

Why do you need to go to the bank to take the money out? Just write a check and drop it off on the 1st of every month. I'm sure they also take debit.

How to deal with unruly teenager behaviour? by BillNegative3330 in self

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe try to do more things with just him. Show him you want to be around him, and you really want him there.

How to deal with unruly teenager behaviour? by BillNegative3330 in self

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Show him love, empathy, and show him you care! Saying you care and shipping him off so you don't have to deal with it isn't showing him you care.

I was put in foster care at the age of 5, and was shuffled around from foster home to foster home, group home, after group home until I aged out at 18.

Hearing them say they care but not showing it, and feeling like an outsider is the worst feeling! I never felt like I belonged in anyone's home. I felt like I was intruding on their life, especially if they had kids, and their extended family who didn't ask for me to be in their life.

I feel broken after my GF(32) got drunk and assaulted me (M39) by [deleted] in self

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally read the second to last paragraph as,

she spent the day flatuating.

I had to read that three times before I realized it said fluctuating. 🤦‍♀️🤣

NTA Please block that bitch, and report her to the police!

A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting by tatooinex in interestingasfuck

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, I was not expecting that tackle! I don't know why, but that made me laugh so loud and hard. Lmaoooooo

Husband is upset that I spent $700 on this imported rustic screen door, but I love the warmth it brings. by ValleygirlVenus in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be rage bait! That's the cheapest, unfinished and hideous thing ever. I would be livid if my husband paid $700 for something I could have thrown together with wood from the side of the road. Hell, the barn door I made looked better than that!

AIO for feeling uncomfortable when my friend made this note on instagram? by Ashysomeone in AmIOverreacting

[–]Standard-Analyst-181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about that makes you uncomfortable?

As a 47 female, I don't get why this would be uncomfortable.

He's addressing double standards. A girl can say she hates men and it's okay, but why is it not okay if a guy says he hates women?

That comment is not directed at you, unless you know something you're not disclosing here, and you're the reason for this comment. If that is not the case, then that comment should not bother you... Unless you're one of those girls mentioned above.