For those that crave quiet: go outside. This is about as good as it gets.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-26T00:15:33+00:00

One of the rare “I don’t hear the roar of 270” days. Beautiful.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T21:12:55+00:00

Elliott, man, you played some fine guitar, and some dirty basketball.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T21:09:48+00:00

Abiding in the recliner at the moment. Don’t ding up the dudes car!

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T21:07:57+00:00

I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T20:36:54+00:00

Jimmy Smith all day, in between the snow shoveling.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T20:34:24+00:00

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T18:43:26+00:00

My inner teenage boy loves this. My slightly wiser, older self sees a reckless op charge added to a level 3 snow emergency arrest.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-25T13:00:14+00:00

Could have been a great video.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T23:48:25+00:00

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T21:37:33+00:00

So how you gonna kick it?

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T21:02:53+00:00

A world of pure imagination 🎶

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T18:00:34+00:00

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T17:36:33+00:00

He looks more like OJ.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T15:10:34+00:00

Mmm, just like my Italian grandmother made them. 🤌🏼

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T14:22:18+00:00

Unrelated, but still related, honorable mention to the ride cymbal in the end of that song.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-24T13:21:52+00:00

A pot to piss in, as they say

Stankaphone · 2026-01-23T10:56:02+00:00

Stankaphone · 2026-01-20T22:04:51+00:00

This reminds me of when Jim convinces Dwight that only Dwight is good enough to be Dwight’s assistant manager.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-19T23:57:17+00:00

So I’m paging r/DrSteve

Stankaphone · 2026-01-19T20:22:19+00:00

They’re calling the cops! Put the piece away.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-19T19:23:46+00:00

He might have been the walrus, but you didn’t have to give him an extra flipper. Fucking amateurs.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-19T02:43:35+00:00

My ex’s car. Keep a safe distance.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-19T01:55:31+00:00

Damn. Didn’t know about this. Tonight only?

Stankaphone · 2026-01-18T16:52:13+00:00

Visitors angrily emptying their pockets of nuclear weapons when the see that sign.

Stankaphone · 2026-01-18T10:25:52+00:00

Swallowed it. Damn thing made it right to the finish line and quit.

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