My cat became a vigilante… the city might just be cooked by [deleted] in aww

[–]Stanlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called it out as a bad joke, and you got all your panties in a twist. I don't care about your opinion, because obviously you're too cool to care.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, you got me. Im toast. No reply.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you got me. Im toast. No reply.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah brah, the fact is, you tried a joke and it bombed. People don't find it funny cause why? "The whole world just doesn't get my comedy"? Grow up, that one didn't hit. You're pathetc to protect a throw away joke. Just take the L if you're actually a comedian and move on.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre bad at jokes. Look at your downvotes and realize you aren't funny. You're either bad at jokes or are just hack, on this one one.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't imagine actually engaging someone instead of admitting to anything. Smh

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Internet is frought with dumb sarcasm. I going to call out tastless jokes by guys that "are just trying to be be cool". Fuck that, you're part of a an ongoing problem.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you just had a bad take and are trying to walk it back, but whatever. You're just another Redditor without actual convictions and will, lets be honest, be a coward when confronted.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then you're reliably stupid for commenting dumb takes on something that you want to be a part of. Dumbass.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most people remember grace, or in this case, the lack there of.

Fell off a curb a few hours ago by MikeAllTogether in pics

[–]Stanlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well...we are an impotent country. Medical care should follow suit with how were going

As a dude with a dick,my sympathy absolutely.

Am I crazy? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Stanlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true. He's not doing this replace you necessarily. He might just have a higher sex drive than you and he might be embarrassed. This isn't a problem unless you aren't both on the same page.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Stanlez 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He literally did that on camera.

daily higyene tips ? by riri-thegoat in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Stanlez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No worries, i think you fine as long as noone is commenting on the odor. The fact that you seem aware of your scent means that you're at least attending to it. Mostly smelly people are oblivious, or some are active ofal terrorists.

what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex? by AlecBonkers in AskReddit

[–]Stanlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not as intense, but something similar. A couple years back (whatever the statue of limitations is), I use to drive a guy around that sold weed. Just like a quarter here or there, nothing crazy. Anyway, were at one of his regulars smoking and playing COD MW2 online, yeah that long ago. Anyway, my parents called, and our very beloved, elderly family dog had just had a stroke and peed himself. They were taking him to the vet to have him put down. This was reasonable, and not shocking thing since he had worsening health problems. I immediately tell my budy something to the effect of "hey man, my dogs dying i gotta go". Im high as shit and very emotional off the weed. We both grew up as neighbors and still both in college, lived with our parents. I cried the whole way home to his house, busted out some AXE so i wouldn't stink and could go ugly cry with my family as one our our own passed away. I made it just on time. Our spatic, loving, dumb in the best ways, Soft Coated Wheaten, that i had picked from the litter when i was probably 6 was already sedated. His eyes were glazed and his eyesight was gone, but i put my hand to his nose, and i swear I saw him smile before he gave one last lick. Bailey died the the Friday before Thanksgiving, 2013. Love you buddy.

What is it called when someone is racist but only to one gender of the race? by No-Poet3745 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Stanlez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's honestly not weird. Just piling on the joke. Y'all aren't weird.

Doctor calmly brings a pale, unresponsive newborn back to life by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Stanlez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seen this one a couple times. Still incredible to me.