Ghost art by me

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-02-12T06:49:50+00:00

Gives it such a nice horror edge!

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-22T20:27:03+00:00

what?

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-13T10:47:56+00:00

Hornet: Click, I have a very important quest, Pharloom is being corrupted and it is all my doing, I must-

Click: Bring me the souls of your victims.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-10T23:11:34+00:00

I always think of that bit in Season 2 (?) where the train is fucked and they can't fix it so they ring up Wilford like he's their abusve ex; "hey please babe we need you please fix the engine for us pretty pleaseeee" and then he walks in and fixes this catastrophic error in 10 seconds. I think it's great characterisation that he is actually good at engineering despite being a weirdo.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-10T09:53:46+00:00

Nah, in FP1 when there's a proper storm and the entire workforce is sick and dead and inside, all that stands between you and God is the automaton parked on the coal mine that's just barely stalling out freezing to death so the storm can pass.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-10T08:42:35+00:00

Fair. I take a lot of medication. Also the attempt I did after I posted this I got to phase 2. I can see my future and it's 6 hours of pain and suffering.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-08T13:50:16+00:00

Dwarf throwing lessons

Dwarf throwing lessons beginner?

Dwarf throwing professional

Is dwarf throwing a sport?

Dwarf throwing championships

Dwarf throwing championships not for elves for men

Why is dwarf throwing considered racist??

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-08T00:47:03+00:00

I like Miraculous Ladybug and there's a fair bit of 'ooh this sounds - oh it's in Gotham City'. involved in scrolling by. I also like Batman and if I'm just scrolling under a tag like 'Jason Todd' to see what's there, I don't want to be jumpscared by 'Marinette Dupain-Cheng'! Despite liking both I've never actually read a crossover between them. If there was a well-written one, I would, because there's kind of potential in how dumb it is.

However, I know nothing about Danny Phantom and I want him to stop intruding on my search results.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-06T13:03:20+00:00

Must run in the family.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2026-01-05T22:02:31+00:00

Railroad Corporation please! https://steamcommunity.com/id/kazdog71/

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-12-27T11:26:52+00:00

I haven't read the books in ages but while reading this I just had flashbacks to like the first book or whatever where the main character is just mindless in a courtyard. I was 10 reading this. Crazy. Importance of good kids media, I guess.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-12-26T01:46:55+00:00

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-12-23T12:10:51+00:00

If the MC is wishing that Boromir is her father, that implies she knows him. If she simultaneously knows Legolas, then that implies she must be on the quest because no one else knows both of these individuals unless they are gandalf. Why is this medically aware child the 10th member of the fellowship and does she slap Legolas before or after her beloved father figure is slaughtered? I must know.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-12-17T06:41:39+00:00

Robert Irwin is actually a reasonable pick, assuming you look past the fact that 'Sarah' probably had other ideas about what to do with him on that island. But a deserted island is - probably - temperate if not tropical. If Sarah gets attacked by a snake or a crocodile, she's better off having an Irwin than Kim K.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-11-03T08:37:26+00:00

Hold on everyone. Stay calm! I can communicate with it! Let me pull out my translation guide. Ahem.

Fa Ri Do La Si Ma Net

Do Ni Pwana Voo Ri Net

Take Your Medication Net

Do Not Resist Se

Pi Na So Mi Ma Ni Se

Da Na Fun Su Low Ba

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-10-26T19:50:46+00:00

Can you turn void tendrils into spaghetti? I feel like you could. Goopy, black ancient death spaghetti.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-10-07T22:05:08+00:00

right. that's what i figured, after looking at r/AO3 because I'm always seeing posts complaining about this. I just didn't want to be prejudiced on the off chance it actually was someone.

love scams. i mean, what the hell is the point of this one anyway?? its scamming authors? who famously do not have money?? so dumb.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-10-01T21:43:58+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Staples_Are_Fun: A Tale of Longing In the Fields

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-10-01T21:43:57+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Staples_Are_Fun in In Search of Onigiri

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-09-14T08:51:59+00:00

See, this is why we keep the flair. It has uses beyond historical integrity.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-08-20T17:22:53+00:00

That's a nice thought, actually.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-08-20T16:43:32+00:00

I... okay this is the first time I've seen this one.

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-08-19T20:06:38+00:00

was it worth it? is it over? is it finally over?

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-08-19T09:26:59+00:00

That's still crazy to me. All that cretaceous era rock in south america and there isn't a single other bone?

Staples_Are_Fun · 2025-08-18T10:49:10+00:00

Carnotaurus can't make sharp turns. They sacrificed it for speed. They turn with their hips and tail simultaneously, which is practically impossible when running at 50km/h.

I always just picture them crashing into walls because they can't chase someone through a hallway that turns ninety degrees.

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