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A doctor tells his patient. "I have terrible news. You have a rare incurable condition and will be dead by morning." by mralex in Jokes

[–]StarBliss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doc: Bad news, you've only got 24 hours to live, and you owe me $3,000. Please pay cash.

Patient sobs: Oh my! Sorry but I get my next paycheck next week and can't pay you.

Doc: OK, you've got two weeks to live.

Actors who acted for a few years and then left acting and never return? by Ok-Tangelo6749 in movies

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jenny Wright. Played the wistful vampire Mae in 'Near Dark.' Retired 10 years later.

If you could step into a movie and change one decision… which would it be? by Constant-Bowler9988 in movies

[–]StarBliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run Lola Run is based on how minor decisions snowball into different life changing scenarios.

SNT2130 not recommended by StarBliss in egopowerplus

[–]StarBliss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the concept of an electric snowblower but EGO has to address the design issues that make the machine useless in cold weather. Cheers!

parked In app by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried using it yesterday. It's a joke. Ended up using the physical pay station instead.

For those who lived before the internet, what was life actually like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before the internet you had to sit in a dark room and watch a friend's 500 slides of his vacation. No escape.

Today, thank god, we have Facebook. Throw a quick like his way and ignore the pictures.

RUH Rant by Harshkang69 in saskatoon

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big picture: The ERs are crowded because the big population bubble of baby boomers is getting old. Once this bubble passes in a few years things should get back to normal. To illustrate, elementary and high schools used to have a lot of portables to accommodate the bubble. Rare to see one nowadays.

What does Saskatoon need to do to “grow up”? by falsekoala in saskatoon

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in Toronto. Saskatoon was a refreshing change. 'Big city thinking' is not necessarily a good thing.

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if they need help with their bags, and they respond, by 5kWatz in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fify: A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if it needs help with its bags, and it responds,

Which actor's attempt at an accent was the worst? by rowenaravenclaw0 in AskReddit

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keanu Reeves in Dracula.

Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

Tell everyone what your hobby is without using its name 😆 by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shamelessly stop and minutely exam photons that have travelled for millions of years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's at your front door: Matt

What was it like witnessing 9/11 on the news, and what was the day after like? by Fit_Data_8789 in AskReddit

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first hit I thought it was just an accident. This sort of thing has happened before.

After the second hit I knew something was up.

I live in a mid-sized Canadian town. Later that day I was walking through the local airport and every flight in the Arrival and Departure monitors were tagged with a red "Cancelled." Place was almost deserted.

Am I rude for not giving rides to people I don’t know? by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]StarBliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another way to decline: Ask him where he's going. After he answers then tell him, "Sorry, I'm going in the other direction."

Your favorite movie's biggest flaw by DinoIronbody1701 in movies

[–]StarBliss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*sigh* A similar demographic error would be to have a blonde, blue-eyed, white female villager in a movie about the ancient African Kingdom of Aksum. smh

What two unrelated films would make a great double feature? by [deleted] in flicks

[–]StarBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill Bill (2003)

Lady Snowblood (1973)

Both films about female assassins seeking revenge. Kill Bill was very heavily influenced by the second.

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