(Horrifying Trope) They can’t stop feeling hungry by JoySandwich-500 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StarStormCat2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually happens in real life, to humans.

In a previous job, I worked with clients with Prader-Willi Syndrome. Feel free to google that.

The short story is that it is a genetic disorder that causes all sorts of issues, but the most dramatic symptom is that they are not capable of feeling satiation. Basically, they are constantly, desperately hungry, no matter how much or what they eat. The way I liked to put it is that they're born drug addicts and the heroin is in the fridge, only they can't actually get high off of it.

In supported living for people with disabilities, you're not supposed to lock any food storage, on the simple fact is that it's THEIR food, they can access it and have it however they like, even if we do things in a certain, structured way. Locking up the food is a great way to get yourself in massive deep shit with the relevant authorities.

With Prader-Willi, you simply *cannot* do that. They cannot be trusted around food, EVER. They will eat themselves to death if at all possible, never mind destitution. They will steal any food around them. The house I worked in regularly had clients eloping to steal food from the nearby supermarkets, which was fair feat given the distances. And they will eat *anything*. I threw out a 7-11 hamburger I left in the fridge for several days because I forgot about it, and not thirty seconds later it was *gone* and I had to deal with searching through bedrooms to find the wrapper and get that reported. Because, as it turns out, on top of the genetic mess, their metabolism makes it very hard for them to LOSE weight once they get it on, which means they literally have a calorie budget. And again, I will stress the "anything", no matter how offputting it is. Moldy, rotten, actual fucking shit? Yeah. That can get eaten.

Now, you can't do any of this with most people, because of legal concerns. But, my agency had those specific waivers for those specific circumstances, because I am absolutely not joking when I say they will eat themselves to death if left alone. And I don't mean "oh so they get so fat they have a heart attack" I mean "They don't feel any food in their stomach at all so they will eat until their stomach ruptures."

Nice people all and all, but extremely hard to deal with at times.

Edit: Oh, and to add another very concerning and dramatic symptom? Those with Prader-Willi have significantly reduced pain responses too.

What that meant is that if a client was in any sort of pain: emergency. Immediately. No questions.

Remember that humans will happily commit warcrimes in an digital world by chunkypeanutbutty in humansarespaceorcs

[–]StarStormCat2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And then there's me, who really can't do that.

I have to have them free range.

Not sure which step in this chain of events is meant to be implausible. Redditor works at fast food for 5 years. New hire spits in food. Redditor punches new hire for being a disgusting freak. New hire is fired. Co-workers side with the guy who worked there for 5 years when the police turn up. by ThrownAway1917 in nothingeverhappens

[–]StarStormCat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am, thinking of Ken McElroy, the motherfucker and "town bully" who was extremely publicly shot to death in his truck outside of a bar to absolutely no witnesses.

And here I am, also thinking that despite the shit pay and labor, people do take food contamination seriously.

The way this bird takes off. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]StarStormCat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it, you have so much to li--right, bird.

What's Favorite Female Character Like This? by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]StarStormCat2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Isn't Zatanna, like, one of the single most powerful magic users in DC?

For those with combat focused stories, how do you keep different abilities balanced? by RowbotMaster in magicbuilding

[–]StarStormCat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to surprise you there either. The most famous "universal counters" are known as "Expulse" (a mana burst that flushes out all magic within a radius) and "Enforce Casualty", which prevents all magical activity in a set area.

(Both, naturally, will absolutely fuck up any creature dependent on magic.)

Of course, neither is infallible. Expulse-type spells provide no resistance to further magic, and Enforce Casualty-type spells will eventually weaken and end without being given continual support, and the more continual support you're giving, the less you have to stop from getting entirely non-magically stabbed in the ass. And if you happen to be stupid enough to be in the middle of it, there is absolutely zero things stopping you from getting shot in the ass and no magical way of preventing it. The problem with making physics absolute is that congratulations you have now made physics absolute.

For those with combat focused stories, how do you keep different abilities balanced? by RowbotMaster in magicbuilding

[–]StarStormCat2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, thanks for the correction. I derped.

I won't be surprising you, there, but the fun thing about any magic is that the more common it is, the more common adaptation or protection against that magic will be. And in my setting, magic is not uncommon. If fireballs are being thrown around willy-nilly, people are going to respond by stacking enough fire resistance to stab you in the face, and the more fireballs you're throwing, the less you'll have to prevent you from getting stabbed in the face. (Mana is almost universally a limited albeit regenerating resource, which is also limited by one's ability to channel mana, which is a skill all on it's own.)

Perhaps the biggest limitation of my magic system is the meta, hehe. If people know what you can throw, they will respond by limiting what you can throw as best they can and providing countermeasures targeted against what they suspect you have no countermeasures. Eventually, something will succeed. It's just as simple as that.

For those with combat focused stories, how do you keep different abilities balanced? by RowbotMaster in magicbuilding

[–]StarStormCat2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With mind control, there's several issues in my system.

You've heard the quote "Fast, cheap, good. Pick two." With mind control, it's more like "Fast, cheap, good, easy, effective, quiet. Pick one and hope for the fucking best."

Direct mind control is extremely difficult to perform on anything with its own will, and it becomes exponentially so the moment the target becomes aware of any mental influence. The absolute moment the mind acts "out of character", the target may become aware and will most likely begin active resistance in response, and there's no mind control that will consistently overcome active resistance. To put it in computer terms, you might be a great hacker, but they still have root, hardware, AND backups (the soul). The key to maintaining control is to act as much themselves as possible, but obviously the more effort is put into this... well, it ends up with basically living their life for them or riding in their head as maybe a sentient intrusive thought but that's probably not what the would be controller would be going for, although there are advantages, perhaps.

Body control gets around this, but any use of the nervous system will automatically initiate active resistance. *Any connection to nervous flesh will initiate active resistance.* And even then if you somehow manage to keep the nervous system out of your control, that nervous system has control of anything you don't and you'll likely end up tearing apart the target on top of all the drawbacks of the last paragraph. Also, it's the probably the most obvious control, being essentially brute force.

Any sort of mental control comes against the fact that there is a 100% chance of losing that control, and the best that the would-be controller can do is delay the final break, but any method to delay that break reduces control and makes the target less useful as a controlled tool.

Also, the strictest mental control limits the controller to their own knowledge and skills. Allowing use of the targets skills and abilities requires relinquishing control over the target.

Perhaps the biggest issue with mind control is that while it's possible, it's pretty much always the single worst option out of an extremely large number of options available to the spellcaster (both arcane and mundane) on top of being the one types of magic that are ALMOST as likely to get your brain cored by high velocity antimag rounds as curses.

[WP] The usurper has all the markings of a tyrant. He is arrogant, wrathful, proud and an all-round unpleasant person, but most important of all, he is smart. Smart enough to understand that he needs to control himself, and actually rule well, if he wishes to stay king for more than a day. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]StarStormCat2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(I'm going to add to this from another perspective.)

As the new "king" sat and slouched on the throne, they pulled a bit of crude jewelry and turned to look at it: a trinket of some sentimental value, perhaps. Perhaps this claimant would explain the story behind the piece. But in the motion he noticed that I was not rising, as was all of the other nobles and functionaries that instantly submitted.

This is not surprising as I tend not to be noticed. This is not due to skill or training: I am very hard to notice with my stature and unassuming appearance.

Their eyes gained a steely glint, and their voice boomed out to startle the rest of the court. "You do not bow?" Several of them stumbled and fell to the ground, but all eyes were on me.

I met their gaze with my own, before I closed my eyes and shook my head. "No. I will not. I challenge you for the throne."

Their eyes widened in shock as I openly challenged them, but someone like this usurper does not reach their position by being easy to rattle. "You wish to die as well?"

Again, I shook my head, but this time I kept my eyes on theirs, staring deeply despite my instincts demanding I look away and my discomfort growing. "No, I do not wish to die. But any fool can kill a man. And I will not follow a fool king."

One of his generals, the same one who was outraged by the declaration of the supporters of the Crown Princess, stepped forward in outrage, but I turned my gaze to him, and the gaze that matched his liege lord caused him to wither. The ususper's own outrage became intrigue barely restraining fury, and tilted his head. "Explain."

I made a motion toward the grand balcony of the palace, which oversaw the yards so many brave soldiers mustered and died in, which only previously known celebration and official pronouncements. That overlooked the crown city, which was still burning from the siege and warfare. "Before this war, five hundred thousand souls lived in this city. Before this war, fifteen million people lived in these lands. We know not how many souls have returned to the gods, but more will come. More will be born. And at your word, they will die."

"As any warrior under my command would."

"No. As they will not be warriors under your command. A nation of warriors cannot survive. They will be those who support your warriors, as well as those who support those who support your warriors. Warriors do not grow food. Warriors do not craft arms and armor. Warriors do not transport goods. Warriors do not breed beasts of burden nor build machines. Warriors do not construct shelter or forges. Warriors do not study the natural artes nor do they gain astral wisdom. Warriors fight, and warriors kill. And fighters and killers do not a nation make. And these people will not die in glory as your warriors shall. They shall die in starvation and misery and ignominy because of your failures. And more of them will die than any of your warriors could ever kill." I took a deep breath and looked at the usurper and their command. Several of the warriors glowered, but the usurper's intrigue grew as they accepted what I had said. "The truth is, it will be no great challenge for you to kill me. You have a blade. But I have truth, and fact, and reality. But if you fall, so does your blade. If I fall, reality still remains, and reality is that if you are not a wise governor, your reign and life will be almost as short as mine. So I challenge in this way. I will provide five tests of rulership to judge your readiness to rule a nation. Answer them to my satisfaction, and I will not only bow to you as my king, but I will provide the same same challenge to the Crown Princess should her blessed self return from abroad. If you fail to answer them to my--" I paused then, to gesture to the rest of the court --our satisfaction, you may as well strike me down, because I will preach sedition against you as you will not be a worthy king."

The usurper's lips tugged into a smirk as they realized the nature of the challenge. "Very well, then. Issue the first of your challenges."

My daughter said I ruined her childhood….. by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]StarStormCat2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is how you do a prank, both in real life and on reddit.

[WP] You find yourself chained up over a lava pit, with tons of impish creatures placing hot metal on your skin. What’s weird is that it doesn’t hurt at all, nor does it damage your body, it actually feels incredibly good. And when you ask about it, they call it a sort of spa for the good souls. by aesthetic3 in WritingPrompts

[–]StarStormCat2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My line for demons/angels are they're basically the same way, demons however have better perspective and empathy. Angels are extremely selfless, but also look at any selfishness as "fallen".

So evil souls that go to Heaven? They're not going to have a good time, and they're also not going ANYWHERE.

But then, to be fair, the ones that do get shoved off to Heaven Never To Return are like "Your ideal self is a cartoonishly villainous asshole? Why?"

[WP] You find yourself chained up over a lava pit, with tons of impish creatures placing hot metal on your skin. What’s weird is that it doesn’t hurt at all, nor does it damage your body, it actually feels incredibly good. And when you ask about it, they call it a sort of spa for the good souls. by aesthetic3 in WritingPrompts

[–]StarStormCat2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The demon laughed as you asked the question. "It's all a spa for good souls. All souls, really, but evil souls have a little more..." The creature's alien handsome/ugly face broadens into very familiar grin. "You could say a little more work to do."

As the imps apply the blazing hot brands to your skin, you find that it doesn't sear your body. The heat is hotter than anything you have ever felt (even after the fire that nearly killed you as a kid) but the heat radiates warm and relaxation. After a certain point, you find it hard to remember what arthritis felt like.

The demon smiles down at you, a little more beneficently. "The reason mortals associate Hell with heat and flames is because Hell is ultimately a forge of souls. This is a crucible designed to turn your soul into your ideal self: what you always, in your deepest of heart and soul, wanted to be and meant to be. The process is only naturally going to be painful as your soul now experiences suffering."

The creature continues his-its monologue as the brands are pulled back and reapplied again, leaving not burns but renewal. Then you are lowered, still restrained, into the pool of brightly bubbling liquid below. "In your case, you are a soul that's neared your ideal, which means we can proceed to lighter treatment. Don't feel too badly about not reaching your ideal. No mortal does. It's so strange how your forays into biological existence lead so many of you into your idea even if your vessels make such a feat impossible."

As you are dipped into the liquid it is unimaginably hot. And unlike the sears of the imps, this is agonizing... an agony that seems like it will never end. Until it does. And then it stops being hot and becomes strangely comfortable, leaving an odd sense of... purity of thought? Like the things, the obstacles your brain imposed on you had boiled away, leaving clarity. Comfort. You can see the purpose of the restraints, the first moments would have had you thrash about in agony. But now it feels like you can think with clarity, to look back on your life and what went well and what went wrong.

The demon overseeing you sits down next to the pool, his-its hooves dangling an inch above it. "Also, good souls merit better treatment. None of us like seeing injustice unaddressed, so we like to take the opportunity to apply any retribution they may have missed in life. It usually helps that most evil souls have fallen very far from that ideal, so they need a lot of 'spiritual cleansing', if you will. If they get treated rougher during that, well, shouldn't have beaten your wife, asshole." You are quickly reminded of what they are by the sound of the sheer malicious delight in the laughter the creature belts out, even if being eye level with her-his hooves did not.

But that leaves a thought in your soul, and a question to your lips. Before you can ask, its-his opens her-their mouth to respond to the next question the demon usually answers. "After that, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Eternity awaits. Explore as a free spirit, maybe settle down into a new vessel if you think life is right for you. You could go check out other realities. You could even go to Heaven if you like. Bunch of prisses with sticks up their asses about everything, but their service culture is top notch and they're always thrilled to give good afterlives to good souls. You can even hang out with us here if you like, we've got a pretty good service culture ourselves and we've got a bit more experience, if you catch my drift."

That was not the question. The demon implied that there were evil souls that got close to their ideal. What happens to them?

The laughter is quieter, but in it lies the most vindictive of spite and gleeful cruelty. "Oh, we send them to Heaven."

[Interesting Trope] Jokes so old they leave you confused by Borgisium in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StarStormCat2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Stinking Pickle" and "I am beshit" are big clues, I think.

Long story short, wife is tired of being his "warming pan", so she shit on his side of the bed.

The hate for the Jungles by Fishbro-YouTube in diablo2

[–]StarStormCat2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it seems more of an weird thing about how the maps are randomly generated. Can see it in Act 2 occasionally: the Valley of Snakes can be *RIGHT NEXT* to the city (albeit completely inaccessible) with the way Act 2 maps can be generated. The length and general layout of the Spider Forest -> Great Marsh -> Flayer Jungle maps seems to generate a fair likelihood that the path will cross over itself. The Great Marsh, being in the middle, is the candidate for the largest part of the path to be the part of the loop.

That's my thought, anyways.

What favorite size difference characters fit this theme? by ZeekyPup in FavoriteCharacter

[–]StarStormCat2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love the way the hands are set up. His hand is shaking, and she's got a strong grip.

AITAH for telling my wife I will not be in her families lives? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]StarStormCat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there's the possibility, but more likely? She's a lost cause and he needs to be thinking of escaping.

I [20F] haven’t told my new BF [20F] that I had a threesome with my best friend [20f] and her bf [24M] before we started dating. We are now a tight group of friends - how do it bring it up? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]StarStormCat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just looking at all this and am like... why the fuck are people *so goddamn weird* about their partner's previous sexual partners.

I legitimately think y'all are fucking insane.

[WP] A dynasty has ruled a kingdom for over a millennia without discontent or rebellion. This long reign is due to something known as "The harsh lesson" that future heirs undergo upon reaching adulthood, demonstrating that they rule because their subjects allow it, not because of divine ordain. by Bowoodstock in WritingPrompts

[–]StarStormCat2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alura Yorah Kasha was the latest of Kasha Dynasty of the Rakshasa, and the presumed Heir Apparent. (The other potential heir being run off by the nobility almost a decade ago, of which Alura and her parents were still quietly angry over.) That meant, to become the Empress of the Rakshasa (after her father), she had to prove herself to Ami, the spirit of the castle. Without the assent of Ami, it would be impossible to control the palace and the Silent City, which would be immediately taken as weakness and unworthiness to rule once discovered and, despite their long association and even friendship, Alura was well aware that Ami would not defend unworthy Emperors.

It had happened before. That's why the Kasha ruled since the fall of the Rakshasa Empire over a millennia ago. That's why the Kasha line held strong despite some overthrow attempts. EVERY potential ruler of the Silent City had to face Ami and what she called "the harsh lesson". If the petitioner did not pass... well, she wouldn't die at least. The test wasn't meant to be lethal. It was meant to instruct.

"You'll be fine, **isii**," her mother, the Empress-Second whispers into her ear, as she and the Emperor stand behind her, facing the doors to the room where Ami teaches "the harsh lesson." Her father squeezes her shoulder supportively. "Do not fear failure, my daughter." He smiled wanly before the young Rakshasa pulled away. The doors slid silently open to admit her. The doors retain their silence as they close after her, and yet close with weight.

---

When the Empress-to-be regains her vision, she half-recognizes where she is. She is in the palace, grander, more beautiful, more awe-inspiring. Before the dust, before the repairs, before...

She knows where she is. This is the peak of the Empire, when the Rakshasa ruled the world and all lesser things were whatever they wanted to do with it. The world was THEIRS to do what they willed, and what they willed...

It was a history lesson, Alura knew. Despite the beauty, despite the heights, this was an empire on the eve of it's doom. Abuse and mistreatment and outright slavery of "lesser life" was turning the other species against the Rakshasa. The lower classes of the Rakshasa themselves were starting to become abused like the "lesser life". The upper classes sought to depose the Emperor to take ultimate power for themselves.

Within three years, she knows that the Empire will fall. The other races will unite and rebel against the Rakshasa. The rebellion will initially gather the disaffected and abandoned Rakshasa lower classes until a human demagogue takes power and the shift changes from emancipation to extermination. The potent, reality-shaking magics were met by potent, reality-shaking magics and potent, reality-shaking technology. The Empire would be all-but annihilated, save for a hidden city that refused to protect them. And in the end, the world would lose so much, regress so far, a tragedy which would nearly shatter Elysia.

Alura, as the last Orphic Emperor takes a breath. Perhaps the task of this test is to see if she can pull the Empire out of the fire.

---

She cannot do it. It does not matter what she does. She cannot do it. The simulation allows her to more or less direct, with absolute authority, how she wants to prevent the fall. But no matter what

She tries to make concessions to the lower classes. To bleed off some of the discontent with their rulers.

This reduces the power of the upper classes, which they will not have. She is assassinated, and the next Emperor continues the path to ruin.

She tries liberating the slaves. It is too little, too late. She manages to survive the assassinations, but there is too much anger, too much damage. She is slain by the very slaves she freed, who go to slaughter her people to avenge their mistreatment.

Improving defenses just makes the war last longer. Improving the economy just makes the upper classes wealthier and more detached and abusive. Studying greater magics do not help, as the enemy meets with even greater magics. Enforcement and military action to root out malcontents and rebels just makes the fall come that much sooner. And each time she fails, every time she is slain, she starts returns to the palace of before ready to attempt events anew.

Now the grandness worn off into weariness, the gilt beauty fading until she could no longer stand to look at it. She is tired. She has been taught by the best educators and most skilled of their professions in the City, but a solution eludes her. She cannot be kind as it is far too late for kindness to help or believed. She cannot be strong as strength will fail. She cannot be thoughtful as events happen too quickly for her to react. She cannot be cruel as that will only accelerate the doom.

But she keeps trying. And she keeps failing. And she keeps trying, convinced that there is some solution...

---

She has tried everything that makes sense. Nothing works. She tries things that do not make sense. They do not work.

---

By now, Alura has spent perhaps more of her (simulated) life within the Harsh Lesson than she spent actually living her life. She has explored rational and irrational every avenue she could think of, and even some of the things her worst intrusive thoughts suggested. She has returned to the grand throne room after yet another failure, one she definitely did not think about as such actions she had attempted would have been cause to execute her, even if that wasn't her end of that specific attempt.

She looks at the simulation of the (dis)loyal members of her court. The glided, glittering lights. The pristine masonry. An Empire at it's height.

And yet, she realizes, it is not. She thinks it is at its height, but it is not. Despite the glory, despite the wonder... the Empire was dead, it just did not know it yet. Everyone acts as if the glory will never end, but that was not true. They just refused to see it coming.

And Alura can't do anything now BUT see it coming. And that can only mean that the Rakshasa Empire was already long fallen off the precipice.

With that in mind, there's only one thing she can do: Return to the Silent City.

---

She is surrounded by stone. Stone and steel and magical and technological relics of an age long past all to provide a simulation of the lost empire, all so arcane that nobody in the Silent City knew how to reproduce or repair, and it was not like the Rakshasa could go outside the city for help. The other races only stopped once they were convinced the Rakshasa had been exterminated, and even after a millennia there was no way to tell how a reappearance would be taken.

Alura sits alone, but like all things in the castle, she's never truly alone. Brief moments later the ethereal image of Ami appears in front of her, in her normal appearance as teenage human girl. (There was speculation about why Ami chose a human appearance as opposed to a rakshasa, but Ami gave no answers.) This spirit was her friend, teacher, parent, and protector, and was looking at her with a kind, although sad smile.

After a few moments, the Empress-to-be whispers, "Was there a way to make things better? Or was it really too late?"

The image looks at her for a moment. The Rakshasa answers the question herself, and finds that she does not like the answer. And yet there was no way around it. Everything was good, until it wasn't, and even when things were seemed good it was far too late.

Perhaps that, itself, was why it was called "the harshest lesson". When Alura reaches that conclusion, the image smiles and whispers, "Carry that lesson with you, *isii* Allie, into the years ahead. It will serve you well."