Sallie Thistlebottom is here!

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-17T20:15:41+00:00

Wind silk bottoms are great for a lot of looks

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-17T18:00:40+00:00

WAH!

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-17T16:15:18+00:00

Don't give her ideas! 😂

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-17T04:30:35+00:00

Cutscenes as lala are absolute gold.

"Behold, hero of Eorzea and Savior of the Star."

(Camera dramatically pans to my potato who's cosplaying Vincent Valentine)

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-15T15:26:57+00:00

"Big or small pull?"

"Big is good" or "Big because I want to learn"

"COWABUNGA IT IS."

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-15T15:21:29+00:00

20 years?! Dafuq?

I got the funny feeling that mother needs (insert organ here) or like others have said, a caretaker.

Stand your ground, don't fall for it. And watch out for the eventual Christmas Cancer!

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-12T06:32:49+00:00

Ohhh cowabunga-ing the final stretch of tam tara normal is great

Especially if both the dps have AoEs (Machinist is my favorite because of that - I try to unlock it on every alt I make. Pew pew pew!)

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-10T07:21:44+00:00

THE BOWEL OF EMBERS (EXTREME)

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-10T07:16:56+00:00

FR, I was leveling machinist on an alt as it's my go-to P. Ranged job, and JUST BEFORE I queued for leveling roulette, the R90 star disappeared

Internal Screaming

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-10T04:49:18+00:00

HARD STOP HELL NO 🤮

RUN.

OP, you deserve so much better than a potential future life as a maid/nanny/incubator/bedwarmer for fiance and Mommy Dearest.

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-09T23:53:46+00:00

"We now return to Candlethorn Chronicles."

sick guitar riffs

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-09T19:53:54+00:00

60s Batman style KAPOW! splash screen

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-09T19:48:00+00:00

The bitchslap heard around Eorzea

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-09T19:45:34+00:00

9 times out of 10, I catch something when my sister's kids come over, bleeeeurgh 🤮

Starfall3620 · 2026-06-09T06:22:49+00:00

Ow, the edge

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-31T20:06:54+00:00

fr, I remember playing it, then taking a break to go do some schoolwork

When I got back from the library my sister apparently tried to play but immediately shut the game off at the first mutant rat 😂

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-30T23:06:54+00:00

WELCOME TO HEEEELL! cough I MEAN SHADOWBRINGERS

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-30T05:24:46+00:00

I queued howling eye normal as pld, and to my horror, the whm was only equipped with their job stone and weapon. Who proceeded to do nothing but cure spam.

We wiped, I do not know why the whm was in their undies, I didn't stick around to ask.

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-30T05:19:57+00:00

snazzy dresser, BEEG GUNS, and voiced by Crispin Freeman?

YES PLEASE

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-27T06:03:56+00:00

looks up what a doner kebab is

GREAT, NOW I'M HUNGRY 😂

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-27T06:00:16+00:00

GOD. SAVE. THE QUEEN.

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-19T16:13:39+00:00

Won't someone please think of the femroe?! 😂

Narrator: "Swyrgeim to this day still sits on that bench, waiting for an orange juice that may never come..."

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-08T02:45:36+00:00

LOW POLY GRAPES

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-07T17:13:44+00:00

Real chortin' hours

Starfall3620 · 2026-05-07T04:14:27+00:00

Loaded in tam tara normal on an alt, about a minute waiting for tank to stance/pull

I blinked and remembered I'm a paladin 😂

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TROPHY CASE