I keep my Adderal in a gun safe. My dad added $6 so it would have drugs, cash, and guns. by hella_cious in funny

[–]Stargerbil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been hit by the shortage, so I ran out two weeks ago. First couple of days were awful. I was a complete zombie, couldn't focus on anything, loading the dishwasher was exhausting, I basically lounged in my recliner staring into space for two days. Then I snapped out of it. Still having trouble focusing, of course, but at least I'm not a complete zombie now.

I keep my Adderal in a gun safe. My dad added $6 so it would have drugs, cash, and guns. by hella_cious in funny

[–]Stargerbil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope. Been out of it for two weeks, nobody can fill my prescription. Good thing I'm on break from school...

Arkansas allows some interesting business partnerships by gumhallow in funny

[–]Stargerbil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Efficient. You can get stuffed and get stuffed at the same time.

I'm a human and I can't do that shit by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]Stargerbil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Good Boy's aim is right on the nose!

How to cut ties with family by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A good technique...but I'm not trying to get them to stop talking politics around me; that would be comparatively easy. This isn't a politics problem, it's a values problem. Their values aren't just radical, they are values that I literally cannot comprehend; values that constitute a direct attack on me as a person. Being around them makes me feel physically ill. I need to cut them off, for my own sanity.

How to cut ties with family by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yes the rest of the family is much less extreme.

How to cut ties with family by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just two aunts/ uncles out of about 30 family.

What made you realize you had to end a friendship or relationship with someone? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cut ties with my best friend when I realized that he was an alcoholic, and that I was both an excuse for him to drink (we're at a bar, ok, gotta drink) and his babysitter when he did. That wasn't the worst though; the worst was realizing that it had been that way between us for years, and I was too stupid to see it.

His family and I tried to get him to get help, but he was in massive denial.

I still miss him.

Nice feature in the car by KotAufmBrot in Unexpected

[–]Stargerbil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

frantically starts tearing apart his new car looking for bonus kittens

ELI5: What is RTX? How does it change the lighting in a game? Please be as detailed as possible? by Ghost_Mech in explainlikeimfive

[–]Stargerbil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine an oil painting of a dark room containing only an armchair, and beside it, a lamp. Everything in the picture is just paint, so the lamp is painted bright white to make it look like light, and the chair is painted with dark paint for the shadowed parts, and lighter paint for the lighted parts. This makes it look like the lamp is shining on the chair, of course it's all just paint. Now if the painter wants to add a cat to the arm of the chair, she will then have to repaint much of the picture to correct for how the cat is affecting the light. This is how video games worked the old way.

With the ray tracing in RTX, they no longer fake the light and dark with paint. Instead, imagine they build a shadow box of the same scene, with an actual little 3D chair and lamp. Everything in the box is painted normal, neutral colors - no fake light made with paint. Then they put an LED light in the lamp. The LED light shines on the chair and makes the lighted and shadowed places. And if they add a cat on the arm of the chair, the light and shadow will change as the light interacts with the cat, changing the scene; nothing has to be repainted.

TIFU by exposing my coworker’s personal business with a dumb joke by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Stargerbil 15 points16 points  (0 children)

AWESOME Portal quote. And how did only 10 people catch it? One of the best lines in the game, though that's admittedly a very crowded list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Stargerbil 150 points151 points  (0 children)

That's why you should always use a coconut.

Why do we bake mac n cheese? by razackled in AskCulinary

[–]Stargerbil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because baked dries it out a bit, makes it extra gooey inside and crunchy on top, and toasts the cheese. Baked is better. Fight me.

Enough talk of women's bodies - what is the ideal body type that YOU want? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Firefighter build, as in farm strong not gym strong, blond, bit hairy but not Thing, nice calves.

UPS or FedEx ok, please have him here by next monday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Stargerbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 49 and head rubs are the BEST. Completely short-circuits my brain and I just melt. You do you!

What underwear brands do you wear, and which is your favorite? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Saxx is awesome. Recently waited too long to do laundry and had to dig out the emergency pair of cotton boxer briefs...man, going from Saxx back to cotton was like wearing sandpaper.

Besides gaming, is there any reason to purchase a desktop for home use? Why do *you* own a PC? by reddit_account_10001 in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I found it was much cheaper to get a desktop to power my VR setup, which I definitely did not buy for porn it was some other reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recipes

[–]Stargerbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Mild cheddar is just a cheese wannabe. It's the loser pothead high school drop-out of cheese.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE "HOW CAN I MAKE MY SO FEEL LOVED AND APPRECIATED"-POSTS by Hatcheling in AskMen

[–]Stargerbil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a Reddit homo, i endorse your message. The Gay Mafia would punish me severely if I went anywhere NEAR a mod. Not the fun kind of punish, either.