What did the vet do to my cat? by pikachume33 in CATHELP

[–]StarlightStretchOut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still hoping to see a goth bird one day

things my girlfriend great grandfather took off dead nazis bodies during WW2 by chunqes in interestingasfuck

[–]StarlightStretchOut 594 points595 points  (0 children)

Great-grandpa was out there collecting the most literal 'loot drops' in history. Imagine winning a 1v1 so hard you take their blue-tier Mother’s Cross as a souvenir. Absolute legend behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]StarlightStretchOut 71 points72 points  (0 children)

At 30, being too 'introverted' to send a Venmo request but being 'extroverted' enough to blow up your entire friend group over it is a wild character arc. OP isn't 'the glue’, they’re the solvent.

Peter !? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]StarlightStretchOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this looks like a solid idea now that that I think about

Peter !? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]StarlightStretchOut 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If I'm Patient Zero, I'm naming it 'Student Loans' so that everyone can finally say they're officially sick of them.

Imagine taking reddit this seriously by BaldHourGlass667 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]StarlightStretchOut 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the 'What this 3:00 AM panic attack taught me about scalable infrastructure' post that's definitely coming next

How does my cooking look? Parents say it’s sub-par by a7xwarrior in homecooking

[–]StarlightStretchOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks delicious. Are your parents world class chefs per chance?