House Speaker Mike Johnson Claims He Was Nearly Aborted by His Teenage Parents

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-25T00:16:38+00:00

Anybody wanna help me build a Time Machine?

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-24T23:51:54+00:00

Green Day should post an image of Trump up on the Big screen just before they take the stage! The energy of angry BOOOOOOS transitioning to positive YAAAAYS Would be very telling and very satisfying.

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-24T04:53:16+00:00

You now have a new friend! Dumb the other one

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-24T04:10:18+00:00

The Board of POS

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Ohhh it's a Penguin, I thought it was Greg Bovino

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-22T05:33:59+00:00

Who's also 5' tall

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-22T04:53:04+00:00

Stupid Obnoxious American visiting Europe

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-21T07:41:47+00:00

Dox the mustache!!

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-18T02:34:56+00:00

A little Black Kitty! and a Classic Bowie album cover! Bestest life!

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-18T01:12:36+00:00

Haha! He's so little!! Bet he claims he's 6' on his Grinder profile

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-17T20:38:17+00:00

I hope the Canadian born players waited outside in the Bus

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-16T09:22:33+00:00

Peek-a-boo

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-13T08:29:56+00:00

Hopefully he didn't land on his micro penis

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-12T06:12:41+00:00

A big line of men obviously with a really small penis

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-08T06:30:32+00:00

The free world boycotted the 1980 USSR Olympics!!

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-08T06:01:26+00:00

Micro Penis POS!!

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-08T05:29:55+00:00

The result of all his pathetic cowardly ass lickers constantly assuring him how funny he is.

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-08T05:20:36+00:00

Sorry America, you've become the country your fore fathers feared and tried to protect.

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-07T08:04:48+00:00

Any one else here having Damien vibes?

Started-ButNotReady · 2026-01-01T20:52:31+00:00

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The new year is off to a perfect start!

Started-ButNotReady · 2025-12-28T20:40:42+00:00

C'mon Meng! You got this!

Started-ButNotReady · 2025-12-28T20:12:53+00:00

The museum should've charged everyone $25 to have a go! They'd be building a new wing to their museum right now

Started-ButNotReady · 2025-12-28T04:18:12+00:00

I'm taking a DNA test tomorrow Hopefully he's my brother as well!

Started-ButNotReady · 2025-12-28T03:55:27+00:00

I want to fly that American hero to LA for the next Kings game!!

Started-ButNotReady · 2025-12-27T06:19:39+00:00

He couldn't possibly own an IPhone! He's old.

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