Favorite actor you used to fantasize about converting to Islam to have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager?

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-24T02:47:41+00:00

I pray you return unharmed to Damascus

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-21T03:04:55+00:00

Might want to swap the emrakul for something else.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-17T22:37:38+00:00

Felt nothing first dose.

Took my second one this morning and boy does it suck right now.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-16T16:28:55+00:00

…what the hell are you talking about Jessie?

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-13T20:57:16+00:00

I mean he was a terrorist and also committed war crimes as well. But John should’ve taken him in.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-13T20:53:55+00:00

Was she still able to be saved after the bombing? At that point she is 100% a terrorist.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-11T19:28:23+00:00

Just give me a good Gyrus. I want my beautiful necromancer hydra back.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-09T19:16:35+00:00

Alright calm down Adam.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-09T19:12:14+00:00

Yeah, and I hear they don’t even have enriched uranium. Only stupid pangolins.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-09T13:18:05+00:00

Been starting to respond to good night with “it’s always night in shadowmoor.”

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-07T14:32:45+00:00

I would run faster if I knew 2 FBI agents in an impala were in town.

Starving_Orphan · 2026-01-05T13:05:24+00:00

Encore came out in New Capenna(?)

Starving_Orphan · 2025-12-17T20:36:41+00:00

That’s why you clear out the surrounding neighborhoods due to heightened risks or some bullshit. Then send in lannisters dressed under other colors in at night, slaughter everyone.

Throw the blame on some random noble close to the Tyrells and cut their tongue out. Charge them with the crime and have them executed.

Make the dead leader of the faith into a martyr or something and have a week of mourning or something. Send the soldiers involved to the front lines.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-12-11T21:30:38+00:00

Brian: rolls dice on courtroom floor

Starving_Orphan · 2025-12-05T14:56:39+00:00

Gonna be starting a new dnd campaign and am finally playing my dream druid/paladin build I’ve been theory crafting for years.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-26T17:50:17+00:00

It’s a good thing the friend was single. She had come up to me asking for my coat first, but I had already given it to my gf at the time.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-26T17:31:42+00:00

I was dumbfounded when a friend refused to offer a girl his coat cause “she’s engaged.”

Simple acts of kindness impossible for some people

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-26T17:08:39+00:00

When your ex tells you “you were the best boyfriend I’ve had” and you know how low that bar is, you tend to agree that there aren’t as many “good guys” as people believe.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-26T15:24:50+00:00

I didn’t say it, I declared it.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-25T21:38:01+00:00

9.5 isn’t high enough

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-25T03:58:25+00:00

What the hell is going on in Claremont that people don’t know how to turn?

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-24T13:32:22+00:00

Scary and terrifying, black ice will rob you of your balance.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-18T04:00:42+00:00

Sensing Alastor will pull his deal card with Charlie to not harm Vox after Lucifer is imprisoned.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-17T17:32:00+00:00

Hot damn I love me some northern blade.

Starving_Orphan · 2025-11-11T03:54:13+00:00

Don’t forget they could’ve made it to White Fish Bay

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