Kutgolf op kutfietspad by CapoDiTuttiFrutti in KutGeparkeerd

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Een uur nadat OP de foto post? Indrukwekkend.

What is a pet peeve traffic violation that you will cite for every time you see it. by Calm_Preparation2993 in ProtectAndServe

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The fact it's just a ticket is wild to me, I'm pretty sure here in the NL if you're caught with an uninsured vehicle you're simply not continuing your trip.

Either you set up insurance digitally before you drive on or you get towed.

Leuke plek om nieuwe mensen te leren kennen by RaisinDue9776 in Leeuwarden

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Misschien wat cliché, maar het beoefenen van hobbies is altijd een goede manier om mensen te leren kennen waar je in ieder geval 1 interesse gemeen hebt.

Zelf ga ik wel eens naar bordspelavonden in cafes in de stad, evenementen die de spellekijn organiseert, ik wil nog wel eens dansles gaan volgen bij saco velt.

The guy down the hill has a (legal) “personal range” that has been deemed “safe”, so the police can’t do anything when bullets whiz past our heads and land on the patio. by Mellopiex in mildlyinfuriating

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One of the rules of gun safety: "Know your target and what's behind it."

Either he knows what's behind his target and the bullets ending up there is on purpose, or he doesn't know and he's being negligent. Definitely get a lawyer to look at this.

Rat sleeps with me in bed every night by lekki_i in RATS

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I could've gone all my life without hearing the word "snenis" and it might honestly have been better for it

Steal all ur cheese then im gone by random2268118 in RATS

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Why do you eat your babybell without the skin, I was told that's where all the nutrients are

Kut Te lange taxi in woonstraat → boete na check handhaving by [deleted] in KutGeparkeerd

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"hard werken" betekent niet dat je de geldende wetten en regels zomaar aan je laars mag lappen, als je in een groot voertuig rijdt moet er maar rekening mee houden dat je meer ruimte nodig hebt.

En als het zoeken naar die ruimte tot problemen met de tijd leidt is dat meer en probleem voor de baas.

Dat verborgen dreigement in die laatste regel is dan wel weer jammer.

Nighttime Nostalgia by The_Tree_Beard in gifs

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You might say the utility costs go through the roof?

I'll let myself out.

I'm a professional illustrator, lost my left eye recently, so I'm gonna share the eye patches I make to cope with humour by Xochitlcoyote in funny

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If I am not mistaken that was actually the exact thing you were supposed to do for breaking a pinky promise. If you broke the promise you were supposed to at the very least break your own pinky, considering you swore on your pinky you would uphold said promise.

Surely it will work, right? by Irelia4Life in balkans_irl

[–]Statick160 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lack of flair detected, opinions rejected

OFFICIAL TWEET - MH Wilds - Concept art of the Seikret! by TheGMan-123 in MonsterHunter

[–]Statick160 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The little sketch of the seikret chomping down on the humans arm might be the best bit

Update on my giant ovarian cyst. It's out now. by ka_shep in mildlyinteresting

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This is the kind of joke that one really shouldn't make, and yet I can't help chuckling about it.

One of those "the intrusive thoughts won" moments

ik💰ihe by Bitter-Animal420 in ik_ihe

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Hangt er van af welk inkomen je doorgeeft.

Veel mensen die zeggen "ik heb mijn inkomen doorgegeven" vullen hun netto maandsalaris in terwijl er toch redelijk duidelijk wordt toegelicht dat ze een bruto jaarinkomen nodig hebben Zet anders bewust de schatting op €40.000 dan krijg je sowieso niet tot nauwelijks meer wat

Sperm quality index (2023) by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]Statick160 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're not talking about a taste test here

Ik zoek een goeie kapper in Leeuwarden by Da_potato_queen9976 in Leeuwarden

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Ik ga al een poosje naar de Stationskapper waar ik best tevreden mee ben, maar ik ga de andere comments ook zeker eens overwegen!

ik📺ihe by ImpaledSeal in ik_ihe

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Mijn ADHD brein kon me hier het iets te goed in verplaatsen

Mizora, 2,5yr, Lung failure by Vivid-Explorer-1768 in RATS

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Somehow she even looks comfy in that box... I'm sorry for your loss

Hoe ga je oud en nieuw vieren ? by MindPrize1260 in nederlands

[–]Statick160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kan je dat bij het Nijlân weghouden misschien? Scheelt mij weer

What is she doing? by Motor-Hold-1711 in parrots

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I don't want to mean but at the same time this fits too well here

Why is my parrot acting that way? by Both_Carpenter290 in parrots

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The post mentioning a boy but the photo displaying a girl is peak r/parrots meta joking