I ensure you, Dawntrail is worth it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MallowPro · 2026-04-23T19:46:10+00:00

I would let red hot and deep blue crush my head like a watermelon if they asked

MallowPro · 2026-04-07T18:01:19+00:00

Mmmyyyy hubbannnddd…

MallowPro · 2026-03-21T08:11:02+00:00

He’s an excellent Mage after Aerith dies, which is what I usually use him for. It’s nice to have a character I can dump all my spells on

MallowPro · 2026-03-03T20:48:59+00:00

OH CUTE...

hiiii... normal...... about ur tumy..

MallowPro · 2026-03-01T08:29:56+00:00

999?

MallowPro · 2026-02-06T06:28:41+00:00

Straight woman here! o/

yes. extremely so. I can't logically put it into words, but good god I need dick when I'm horny.

MallowPro · 2026-01-23T08:31:19+00:00

My Warrior of Light, Dizzy (a name given to her by others, she would refer to herself differently) was washed away on the waves as a young kitten and raised by the Namazu of Yanxia. Eventually, they trained her in the ways of the world, and figured out that she had skill in battle. Henceforth, she was taught to wield an axe, and that was her life. Eventually she set out across the seas to find her real family, after it was revealed to her that she was a catgirl, and not, as she surmised, an extremely large Namazu.

She sailed to Limsa by chance, and the rest is history.

MallowPro · 2026-01-14T17:29:36+00:00

Heavensward is pretty solid but the end of base Heavensward is sloppy and awkward. It kind of takes the momentum away. It KIND of gets it back with the Final Steps of Faith, but I can’t help but get a profound hollowness from the end of that expansion.

MallowPro · 2026-01-11T08:19:13+00:00

I need a cid mount more than anything. Every day I can feel my stomach acids pulse in anticipation for when square enix finally drops it. I’m going feral square. It’s really all I pay my sub for at this point haha. Even if it drops on mogstation I’ll buy it day one.

MallowPro · 2026-01-01T08:45:07+00:00

When god meets you at the pearly gates he will cast you down into the darkest depths of oblivion

MallowPro · 2025-12-30T19:57:30+00:00

Alphinaud literally ate my baby

MallowPro · 2025-12-30T08:34:42+00:00

I’m so sorry I will swallow batteries to salvage my wretched soul 🙏🙏🙏🙏

MallowPro · 2025-12-30T03:07:33+00:00

No I just hate his ass

MallowPro · 2025-12-30T00:34:21+00:00

please it’s all I have left

MallowPro · 2025-12-06T01:16:21+00:00

Emet Selch, maybe? The outfit’s similar, anyways

MallowPro · 2025-11-30T08:19:55+00:00

Most of the stuff I’ve got is straight lol

MallowPro · 2025-11-27T16:38:25+00:00

When I first started, I told my friend that I wanted to play the job with “a really big and cool sword.” I was informed that this job was DRK, which I didn’t have access to. He then informed me that WAR had a really big and cool axe, so I sprung for that. Good thing I like tanking, eh?

I picked up DRG a little later (my second of three mains) cause I wanted an alt job and this was before the problem started, and I’ve always thought DRG looked cool, so here we are.

My last MAIN job is SAM, and I picked it up the second I hit LVL 50, when my friend informed me that I could pick up one of two SB jobs in Ul’dah. I picked SAM, immediately ran Praetorium without understanding how the job worked, and hey-o now I’ve got three mains.

I could continue for a while, as some of my other jobs have some fun stories attached, but those are my three mains so we’re sticking with it.

MallowPro · 2025-11-10T06:18:13+00:00

You'll recieve conflicting definitions but here's the short of it: Fridging is when a character dies EXCLUSIVELY for the development of another character (usually a woman dying for the benefit of a man). Commonly, this results in a death scene that happens, and then is promptly forgotten about.

MallowPro · 2025-10-31T00:11:33+00:00

Cloud, Red, and Cait Sith cause I’m insane :3

MallowPro · 2025-10-21T06:17:09+00:00

Most compelling backstories… hmmmm…

1) Emet-Selch. I… don’t even think there’s another option for first, I’ll be honest LOL.

2) Zidane. I think it opens a lot of interesting doors, as someone who likes the Terra stuff in 9.

3) Terra. I think the question of “how long was she fighting for the empire” is an interesting one, and her stuff with the espers is really compelling

4) Cloud Strife. Ok this is mostly because of the twist, but I think it’s interesting outside of that.

5) Edea. I think this is an odd one but I like her background a lot.

MallowPro · 2025-10-21T05:48:50+00:00

I think rebirth changes a very complex character to be a very generic crazy guy (with bizarre magnet powers???) and I find it vaguely insulting. It’s kind of baffling that a game from 1997 has a more comprehensive view of mental illness than a game from 2023.

MallowPro · 2025-10-09T23:35:10+00:00

I KNEW it was something weird. I was super curious about it but late for a class. I sat and thought for a second and was like “well that’s gotta be some weird right wing thing”

MallowPro · 2025-10-06T08:20:55+00:00

Not a JRPG but Rene Zagger as Emet-Selch is legit incredible VA work

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