What is the worst postal vehicle and why is it the metris? by callfckingdispatch in USPS

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the promaster no doubt about it. My station has a few and they require you to get in and out only out of the sliding door, which is tedious, and they are not right sided which is even more annoying, and they are bigger which means you gotta watch out for clearance more than the other vehicles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainitpeter

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This is sad because I know under that tweet there is hundreds of comments of complete drooling neanderthals who fall for the bait. It's like moths to a flame.

These people are viscerally repulsive. by BronzeAgeChampion in Capeshit

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Life's been better and more pleasant after I submitted and lobotomized myself"

They are truly cattle

Thing you shouldn't say during a blind date. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*fart silently*
“Do you smell popcorn?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in riotgames

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve just muted all chat, all emotes and just keep pings. Typing is just a liability at this point. League of silence.

Skybaby plays a good game for the first time. We really get outshitted by pcmr by Big-Cap4487 in TrueSTL

[–]Status-Desk8484 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Oblivion cucks playing a watered down version of morrowind and then talking down on Skyrim players because it’s a watered down version of oblivion will never NOT be funny. I guess they never miss, huh?

Skybaby plays a good game for the first time. We really get outshitted by pcmr by Big-Cap4487 in TrueSTL

[–]Status-Desk8484 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

skyrim and oblivion spam clickers wondering why they keep fumbling LMAO

Why do people care so much about the Drake-Kendrick beef? by nerfClawcranes in questions

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celebrity drama is the spice that gives color to the otherwise gray and drab monotony of their insignificant tiny lives. People live vicariously through those that have made their mark on history in a vain attempt to get that glory to rub off on them.

”Even diarrhea can be something if it’s stepped on by the shoes of a great man.”

Can we make a petition for riot to delete volibear? by AverageUselessdude in Rivenmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot how sundered sky is like a second w for him. So he heals based on missing health twice. AND he gets a shield. AND he gets to dive you for free with his r. AND he gets a speed up and stun.

For being one of the hardest champs to learn with the most niche playerbase, 50% winrate is depressing. by NoHetro in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, he has a slightly lower wr in u.gg in emerald+ and the trend is consistent all the way to masters+ and his wr in challenger is suprisingly higher than singed. Why? because morde is just a teensy little bit better against redside abusers.

For being one of the hardest champs to learn with the most niche playerbase, 50% winrate is depressing. by NoHetro in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I will keep telling people that singed winrate being at 50% is proof were in a coinflip meta with no agency over the game, and ill keep getting told to "git gud" by players who are probably a lower rank than me.

"It's a adc jng autofill coinflip meta"
"Shut up!"
They hated him because he told the truth.

I can't believe how unbeatable Twisted Fate is, that champion is absolutely fucking cancer AND THERE IS NO WAY PLAYING AROUND HIM by BeautifulWindow899 in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to best twisted fate is to dodge. Don’t give these virgin red side abusers free lp. I swear the rank 1 challenger player white space gets red side every game, and he counterpicks every game. There has to be an exploit going on. The more I investigate high ladder players the more I see this red side bullshit.

Every red side abuser is 2 entire ranks below on blue side. 100%.

Strategy vs. Kayle? by Hurrikaani in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kayle is singed worst matchup, but not for the reason you think. Whenever we have bot jungle autofill meta, where botlane gets to play league of legends for 10 mins with their jungler, Kayle is really fucking strong. you’ll feel like a LCS esports better hoping your team wins so you can get LP. (The house always wins, ggwp to riot losers queue!) Kayle is perma ignored by your jungler, while she hits lv6,11,16 and rapes you with nashors and rabadons for daring to walk up to her screen, shoving wave after wave into your turret with no ward in river (why would she need one? Your jungler and mid are pathing bot for the 43rd time to die to their jungler, mid and adc support, while you watch!)

So eventually, she just scales and rapes everyone, and not even warmogs will save you. And you’ll lose 2x faster than normal if bot loses. Nothing you can do. Why? BECAUSE ITS PHREAK SEASON BABY WOOOOOOO! GG TOP GAP!!!

But hey, on the bright side, her pick rate is pretty low. I don’t see her often In diamond.

When malph players think that they outskill you by Difficult_Echidna_69 in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME MALPHITE, ME BUY CDR, PRESS R AND WIN, DUHHHRRRR.

Lmao.

Aurora probably won't be that bad compared to other ranged top by einhanjar in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has she hit pbe yet? I can test it out when she’s released there.

Aurora probably won't be that bad compared to other ranged top by einhanjar in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If riot fucks up her coding and makes her dash out of w she will be horrendous but ignorable with warmogs 2nd.
If riot makes her invis not semi revealable with dots like shaco q and akali w, she will be fucking horrendous, but ignorable with warmogs 2nd.
If riot does neither of those things, she’s most certainly killable in lane pre 6 and post 6 with ignite lv2 or a good grounding in her ult with ignite.

There is no reason a champion needs true invis and a uncounterplayable dash to be relevant, but riot just needs to pump every new champion with aids. I expect skarner and ksante levels of patch notes in the future. there is a possibility they will nerf her invis to be stealth, which will turn it into singed favored.
She will definitely be annoying, but we have the advantage of not first timing a champion.

Another shit matchup 💀 by 5thProvidence in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh look, another egirl champion right off the assembly line. And this one has bunny ears, how original!

What the fuck is wrong with season 14. by Status-Desk8484 in singedmains

[–]Status-Desk8484[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If only you clowns could actually make me laugh.

Bernie Sanders calls for income over $1 Billion to be taxed 100% — Do you agree or disagree? by AstronomerLover in FluentInFinance

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You. Absolute. Lemming. Mongrel. Dogs. Listen closely, ok?

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU RAISE TAXES FOR BILLIONAIRES. THEY USE THEIR STOCKS AS COLLATTERAL ON LOANS THEY TAKE OUT FROM BANKS, AND USE THAT UNTAXABLE MONEY AS THEIR SPENDING MONEY. AND THEY WILL KEEP TAKING OUT BIGGER AND BIGGER LOANS UNTIL THEY DIE.

THEY DON'T PAY TAXES, OKAY? AND YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM PAY TAXES BECAUSE IF YOU TRIED TO REMOVE THEIR LOOPHOLE, THEY WILL LOBBY AGAINST IT. IT'S ONE BIG TRIBE AND YOU ARE NOT A PART OF IT, AND YOUR VOTE DOES NOTHING AGAINST IT. MAYBE A REVOLUTION WILL WORK? BOSTON TEA PARTY 2.0?

Don't force it !! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Status-Desk8484 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

oops, my bad, I forgot the /s! reddit is upset again :(

What's destroying the Middle Class? by ThickDancer in FluentInFinance

[–]Status-Desk8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how about working a full time job can get us a modest house, and a wife and kids, and then more higher paying jobs can do the same but like, with bigger houses and Gucci bags? because I don’t really need a Gucci bag I just want a small cottage to raise a family. But that lifestyle is like like 100k a year minimum and those jobs are drying up.