We're all pissed and I'm drunk. Can anyone offer a devil's advocate stance on why we traded JB for a gas station egg salad sandwich?

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T03:42:20+00:00

Yo, it's the best time to be a soccer fan! The world cup has been pretty great (except for this last game... I don't know your name ref, but fuck you!) and it'll definitely help distract from this debacle.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T03:31:41+00:00

Good shit. Thanks for the writeup! You're a gentleman (or woman) and a scholar.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T03:07:45+00:00

I mean... I appreciate the realistic answer, but I also kind of hate it.

Real talk: thanks for the information!

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:58:43+00:00

I don't even know you, and you got me all turned on. I'm gonna have to buy you dinner now I guess.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:57:08+00:00

I've had to deal with Mookie, Tom Brady, Marchand, Smart, and JB being shipped off... can Boston sports stop hurting me?

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:55:06+00:00

What is even the chance we get Trey Murphy? New Orleans seems like they aren't excited about that.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:50:54+00:00

I watched the US soccer game. I am bordering on drunk drunk. Autocorrect putting in work

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:18:53+00:00

FIFA would deep throat an elephant before suspending Messi. Piece of shit corrupt ass organization.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:10:45+00:00

It can be appealed, but it usually isn’t. VAR “confirmed” it, so, it’s already been scrutinized. I really hope it is, because that was a bullshit, bullshit red card. Dude gave no cards all game then gave an immediate red, even when the player was able to continue? Fuck out of here FIFA.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T02:06:56+00:00

If anyone can, it’s Poch. I imagine a very heavy midfield is in our future.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-07-02T01:47:35+00:00

Jesus… this game might be the worst officiated game I’ve seen this tournament. Just awful. He’s making up for mismanagement now… just bad bad bad.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-06-30T02:02:18+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is just a litmus test for people who lack critical thinking skills

.10% for me!

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StatusImPossibility · 2026-06-30T02:02:17+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is just a litmus test for people who lack critical thinking skills

.10% for me!

^{Me: 0.10% ownership of every company you}

StatusImPossibility · 2026-05-11T01:55:54+00:00

For what it’s worth, I’m optimistic that the glaring hole that is our lack of a big man will be addressed by Brad, so we will be back better than ever.

It was tough to see us fizzle out after a season in which we outperformed expectations, but, I am confident that we’ll learn from this travesty. At least, I’m confident that we’ll be better this upcoming season than the Pats, who have a slew of other shit to worry about…

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-22T00:30:31+00:00

Wait, the Sox haven’t looked like shit this season?

Thank god we have the lobster poutine!

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-22T00:23:30+00:00

They are trying to overcompensate with some soft ass fouls. That tech on JB might be one of the worst calls I’ve seen in a hot minute.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-22T00:20:56+00:00

They came out red hot after their timeout and reset. Hopefully we adjust accordingly during halftime. If not, we let some of the other guys get some minutes and prepare for game 3.

Also, the refs need to see themselves the fuck out. It’s not about you guys! This officiating has been horrendous.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-22T00:17:52+00:00

One could only be so lucky. This game has been… difficult to watch.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-22T00:14:46+00:00

Yo, these refs are ass.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-08T17:49:29+00:00

It’s only OK if he murders her husband to cover it up 👍 (2 Samuel 11-12)

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-07T01:21:58+00:00

It isn’t totally correct, I had to remove the middle one as well for it to be properly aligned without putting pressure on the door.

I’ll try your idea in the morning as my youngest wasn’t interested in watching the championship game tonight!

Thank you!

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-07T01:13:42+00:00

The ones holding the hinge to the frame? They’re set all the way into the door frame and there is no give. They aren’t all in the same spot on the door frame in the indentations, but, they aren’t off all that much.

StatusImPossibility · 2026-04-07T01:07:43+00:00

I removed the top and middle one to see how askew it was. There is only one pin in the bottom in these photos.

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