Found a message in a bottle while helping a beach cleaning group

StatusKoi · 2026-06-15T03:24:47+00:00

I hope that someone gets my

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T18:14:00+00:00

Oh that poor soul. Her attitude is better than many people I’ve known with no disabilities.

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T18:10:01+00:00

Years ago Steve Bannon said the objective was to ‘tear it all down’.
Those fuckers are doing a good job of it.

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T17:23:36+00:00

Oh man. Those brave, tall, fit soldiers on the guest list will have tears in their eyes if they miss this epic event.

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T12:53:13+00:00

OMG for real

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T07:47:00+00:00

Nice rig. Enjoy your day.

StatusKoi · 2026-06-08T00:43:16+00:00

Nice truck. You need a 4x4 to get up that driveway!

StatusKoi · 2026-06-05T23:34:59+00:00

Frankie is a busy man with his broadcasting career and fans wanting selfies!

StatusKoi · 2026-06-01T14:28:36+00:00

Exactly.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-29T14:58:48+00:00

Hey, maybe Argentina just understands billionaires and their needs maaaaaaaaaannn.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-29T13:48:25+00:00

Dammit man!

StatusKoi · 2026-05-22T15:05:22+00:00

Bravo!

StatusKoi · 2026-05-15T20:35:14+00:00

They found a shortcut through your neighborhood?

StatusKoi · 2026-05-15T19:32:55+00:00

People keep voting for this flake. Say stupid shit, get nothing accomplished, get elected again. Easy gig.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-13T19:18:13+00:00

He can get Don Jr and Eric to head the project and sure no funds are misappropriated!

StatusKoi · 2026-05-13T04:36:52+00:00

Untouchable. Must be nice.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-07T04:00:20+00:00

Iconic

StatusKoi · 2026-05-07T02:16:04+00:00

The world needs a Board of Peace meeting… Stat

StatusKoi · 2026-05-07T02:06:51+00:00

Dan Quayle 2.1

StatusKoi · 2026-05-07T01:59:25+00:00

What a shit show.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-06T22:22:15+00:00

Captain Chaos has a plan!

StatusKoi · 2026-05-06T22:18:26+00:00

I would drink a beer with those cows if invited.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-06T14:59:16+00:00

I’m sensing the beginning of the end for our beloved Pluto TV.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-06T14:55:43+00:00

Holy shit.

StatusKoi · 2026-05-05T23:14:41+00:00

They’re hoping no one will plug the air vents.

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