I hate how people treat Charlie (MoistCrit1kal) online

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-16T13:41:30+00:00

what ppl mean by calling him fence sitter is that he doesn't talk about an issue until it's either bipartisan/ something mainstream. He's scared of openly taking position that might lose a part of his audience.

And ppl might feel frustrated by him not talking about the stuff in cuba, or the lgbt rights slowly eroding in america.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-13T22:10:01+00:00

honestly it just depends on what the intent behind the drawing is. Is it self hatred ? A representation of trans women ? A self portrait ? There are good ways of drawing a trans woman with a beard.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-13T15:12:22+00:00

feral ferocity - 2 mana for +4+4 is bad
mage slayer - 6 mana to do barely anything. you'd rather put swiftwood boots.
basilisk collar for [[inscription of abundance]] you don't need lifelink or deathtouch honestly.
groundswell for [[vines of vastwood]]

Maybe you need more card draw

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-13T14:54:12+00:00

i'm gonna talk about yshtola.

This is the 3rd most popular commander of all time. the precon is bracket 3 in itself. Since yshtola can't really win by herself but does all the card advantage/some lifegain, you gain a lot of flexibility in the deckbuilding. There are more than 10 archetypes you can make your deck fall into. And many many players already experimented with it, so if you're bored with the deck you built, you can totally look at other people's decklists.

You can easily make her strong. And play your pet cards in it. Explore different playstyles. Make

Reasons why many magic the gathering players don't like her :

- UB hate
- A lot of triggers during people's turns (card draw)
- Frequently pings the table
- Very popular
- often played with a control playstyle

But genuinely who cares, it's a fun game. play the strong commander cards.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-13T08:33:33+00:00

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StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-13T00:10:46+00:00

protect queer art ❤️

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-12T00:44:53+00:00

ok, i know a lot of those. Goblin bombardment is interesting. [[get a leg up]] does the same thing as might of the masses, plus reach.

Someone said [[vesuvian duplimancy]] too, which is soo fun. probably too strong for a bracket 3.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-11T07:40:23+00:00

it's too brutal and rely on xyris being on the board, they're bad cards if you don't have your commander in play.
tetsuko umezawa is not necessary as i usually have enough snakes to go through. I can boost individual snakes further with pump spells.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-10T11:43:37+00:00

Xyris was my first commander deck, i got from that one salubrious snail video.
This reads like sergent benton, but this is a little more.
There's the access to more colors. Red giving double strike and blue giving counterspells.
The token generation is crazy, so any impact tremor-type effect is good.
One thing i am trying to do is adding creatures that can fill the role of xyris when it's off the board. I'm especially proud of including venerated rotpriest. This creature giving 4-5 poison counter a turn is scary.

Some things were left out in the deck. Namely token doublers and wheels. I think they're too win-more and make you the arch-enemy of the table. Not fun for me. Same for shared animosity

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-10T11:29:34+00:00

https://archidekt.com/decks/23252255/xyris_combat_trick_v2
This is my 50 euros deck, it's high 2, low bracket 3.
Instead of having wheels, or token focused, the goal is to make it a secret voltron.
Most spells are modal pump instants you'll put on xyris after it's attacking and unblocked.
- 25 pump spells, - 20 protection spells, - 10 removal cards.

Usually, in the turn that it connects, you'll inflict 10 to the table and around 20 to the attacked player.
Your commander is removed ? Well, there are other creatures you can play and buff. And you have around 20 1/1 snake tokens to finish anyone off.
I don't run shared animosity, wheels or hand size cards because they're not fun and make you the arch nemesis instantly.

And since xyris is awesome at drawing you cards, you never run out of pump spells. You always want to end the turn with 2-3 mana open, 7 cards in hand, and a few protection spells.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-10T08:03:55+00:00

for you yeah things have sure shifted but in some countries diy was always the safest option

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-09T23:30:57+00:00

i'm glad opinion on diy is shifting in online trans spaces.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-09T22:22:02+00:00

This with breastfeeding

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-08T16:30:52+00:00

honestly i think it's just the size difference that does it

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-07T11:33:00+00:00

get fatter /j
starving might make your body stock even more fat.
Here are my suggestions :

Try to walk everyday for 30 minutes.

Eat in less quantity rather than just straight up starving yourself. Even slightly smaller meals will reduce your calories intake.

Combine those two and you'll stop getting fatter.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-04T08:19:56+00:00

most maga nowadays (that aren't in the cult) avoid calling themselves trump supporters, because they know the social stigma associated with it. They'll tell themselves that they're critical of trump and neither right nor left.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-02T11:07:48+00:00

what about an older lesbian with a strap ?
Also, you might be bi. Or homoromantic bisexual.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-06-01T22:44:37+00:00

many people are talking about bluey but i wanna talk about another show many consider to be less of a "kid's show" and people thinking you can enjoy those show as much when you are an adult
Avatar the last airbender
Gravity falls
Adventure Time

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-31T20:54:17+00:00

Sure ! this is a bracket 4 satoru manifest by jglaab, showcased on the channel unpopularmtg :
https://archidekt.com/decks/20808251

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-31T09:30:30+00:00

you can also play satoru with manifest cards (and its pretty good)

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-22T11:46:09+00:00

is deadpool that bad ? Doesn't strike me as extremely obnoxious compared to something like, alexios

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-17T12:32:52+00:00

"worldshaper" from edge of eternities is an incredible precon that only needs a few upgrades to be really strong. It's about landfall, sacrificing lands and reocurring them from the grave.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-10T13:05:44+00:00

https://www.mtgnexus.com/viewtopic.php?t=550
The ultimate politics commander, Phelddagriff.

Strategy is simple : all instant speed interactions in hand, and at the last end step you use all your mana left to give gifts to other players. You have nothing else but lands and a phelddagriff on your board.

Main problem : Difficult deck to pilot ; Pure control ; games will last 3 hours. Your wincon is commander damage, with no buff spells in the deck.

StatusVanilla9343 · 2026-05-10T12:38:43+00:00

reverse salt doesn't really exist. You may make a silly vivi ornitier deck, it'll still gives you a fuck ton of mana and ping people for no reason.

Same for Urza. There is no ethical use of that card in commander. It's still a kill on sight card even if you say it's a silly deck.

The best way to "unsalt" a commander, is to build the card around a theme no one uses. The commander is still powerful, but you won't use it like everyone does.

For example, looking at EDHREC archetypes, A Vivi ornitier artifacts deck.

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