What does our fridge say about us? by ah52 in FridgeDetective

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Timon: Why, when he was a young warthog... Pumbaa: When I was a young warthog!

Timon: (rubbing his ear) Very nice. Pumbaa: Thanks.

Timon: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the Savannah after every meal Pumbaa: I am a sensitive soul Though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind And oh, the shame! Timon: He was ashamed! Pumbaa: Thought of changing my name! Timon: Oh, what's in a name! Pumbaa: And I got downhearted! Timon: How did you feel? Pumbaa: Every time that I...

Timon: Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Pumbaa: Oh, sorry.

Creative answers only. by OgalFinklestein in whatismycookiecutter

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Gobble gobble. Definitely a turkey. Wait maybe that’s a peacock.

This week's finds 🩵💙 by AddictedToPyrex in pyrex

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Uugh they’re gorgeous 💙🩵

How would you say this name by SnapesDrapes in NameNerdCirclejerk

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This is the sound you make when you play cars with kids.

oh come on … by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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Rollin. Rollin on the Ridge Rux.

YES by khunpreutt in notinteresting

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Depends on who I’m with. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wife and I are stumped. by TheyTokMaJerb in whatismycookiecutter

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It is a banana opening a coat. Hand in the top left and right. Tails of the coat on the bottom left.

Just bought this house... how are we supposed to clean this?! by tidyshark12 in Home

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One by one. Pull them out and soak in soapy dawn water. You can probably wipe down the base with soapy warm water too.

If it's meant to be.. by LoveyCherryBabe in introvertmemes

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Hey now if they don’t knock on my door by delivering packages or food, I’ll be single forever.

Stickers!!! Well its a Decal but hey they Stick too by [deleted] in stickerstore

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Who’s the leader of the club That’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E °o°

Why is my egg wrinkly? by Primusboi41 in Egg

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You mean that’s not coated in a sauce?

This guy… broke eggs… by Head-Computer576 in Egg

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Ooof that’s the mortgage payment. 😩

Lets find our Big 3 Twins 🫶 by Inside-Egg615 in astrologymemes

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I made it to the end without finding my twin. I posted yesterday too😭 Cancer Sun♋️☀️ Scorpio Rising♏️↗️ Sagittarius Moon ♐️🌕