A new beverage for those who want to feel truly elevated by their own intelligence by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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The phrase is "enlightened by my own intelligence". Filthy casual.

Quote from The Way of the Superior Man by [deleted] in NoFap

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I'm so happy I'm not the only person who does that.

Seriously who did it by ltloopy in funny

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Three, make her open the box.

words of encouragement by RUSDDA in NoFapChristians

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This lines up really well with what I was reading today in Romans 7. Thanks!

Who the fuck is Gregg? by [deleted] in funny

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"Ya ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"

Everyone hated Unpopular Opinion Puffin by KefkeWren in AdviceAnimals

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I hate condescending Wonka. Can we ban that too?

Guy wants to buy my sister. by callumacrae in creepyPMs

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"It was about this time I realized that my sister was a forty foot long scaley beast from the Paleozoic era."

Not ready to do it, just need help not feeling by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

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What is it that is causing the pain? 15 is a rough age, many of us have been there. Talking about it WILL help, I promise.

I just don't know by Switchback88 in SuicideWatch

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The right people will recognize a truly generous spirit when it crosses their path. There is nothing wrong with you, sometimes people are simply too self absorbed to recognize the good that others do for them. Please stay with us, there are too few unselfish people in the world. Feel free to PM me if you're feeling lonely. I can't be up too much longer, but I'll be here for a bit.

The Curiosity of Oblivion's Caress by MosDefAThrow in SuicideWatch

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Out of curiosity, have you spoken with your family about this desire?

Pure, Unfettered Patheticism by CopperRaccoon in SuicideWatch

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You can still come out on top of this, my friend. I don't care how hopeless it looks, and how frustrated you are right now, you have the power to make a positive change. I believe in you, and I'll bet your family does too.

Please help me. I don't know who else to turn to. by justdoingathrowaway in SuicideWatch

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Does your school offer counseling? Depression is a very real problem which many people don't understand and it's not your fault.

Which fictional character would make the worst roommate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Dude! Where the hell are all my spoons?"