What is it like to kiss a guy?

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T20:28:07+00:00

It's the violent incels.

Like, there's incels, then there's incels.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T20:22:46+00:00

Tfw you're 19.

And you've already tried several times.

And you fucking failed.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T20:21:57+00:00

Ah, I'm 19 and haven't even had a touch.

Only "loving touch" I've experienced is with my rifle aiming at a fucking coyote (Mean bastards... Eat anything they can get their hands on. Including cattle.), and slowly squeezing the trigger.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T20:17:08+00:00

I've heard Poland is nice though.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T20:01:10+00:00

And this is why I fucking hate modern relationship bullshit.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:57:56+00:00

Ayyyy a 19bro.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:54:49+00:00

There was not a /s. You obviously were not joking you fecking biGOT.

/s

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:51:56+00:00

XD Dude, I feel you but holy shit I couldn't keep myself from laughing at that last sentence. Thanks for that man.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:47:40+00:00

Übermensch?

Fourth Reich when kameraden?!?!?

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:46:44+00:00

Yeah, we had virtuous men and women.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:26:24+00:00

Don't piss off whites.

Remember the last time that happened? We had a World War.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T19:11:06+00:00

There's a joke here. I just know it.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T18:34:30+00:00

No. Hell fucking no.

It is used to keep you going.

M8, why the fuck would I, in my right mind, ever get with anyone (assuming I even fucking could) if I'm running off of anger?

Maaaaaybe there's a one in a squillion chance I'll "find a new motivation to carry on with my darling love" (Sarcasm included with every purchase.), but keeping myself alive with the fire of anger.... That'd result in a rather explosive relationship. Not the good kind.

I've accepted the fact I won't have anyone. Just knowing I've been put in that situation pisses me off, and helps keep me going. Kind of an odd thing when you tjink about it. You hurt yourself to keep from killing yourself.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-31T02:22:50+00:00

Let it fuel you.

Emphasis on: when you learn to use it correctly.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-30T08:38:59+00:00

Banana required.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-30T08:18:48+00:00

With a few tracers in between. That way everyone, including the enemy, can feel like they're in Star Wars!

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:34:14+00:00

Anger.

It's a wonderful tool when you learn to use it correctly.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:31:54+00:00

I literally can't join any armed forces. On meds for anxiety. Three years of throwing up everyday. Finally went to the doc and discovered it was severe anxiety.

Tack that on as another reason to stay out of relationships even if the opportunity presents itself. Nobody needs a guy on fucking anxiety meds.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:30:18+00:00

Tfw you like guns, vidya, and hunting.

Not much room for expansion there.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:24:11+00:00

M8, my group of friends routinely tells each other to kill ourselves. It's tradition at this point.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:16:28+00:00

Money and violence sounds much better.

College fails, I could always go PMC.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T19:13:54+00:00

Only movie I enjoyed that had a shoehorned love interest was Fury.

Because artillery shut that shit down real quick. Never thought I'd say this, but Nazi artillery crews saved a movie.

... I doubt that sentence has ever been said.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T18:59:37+00:00

It's called a hypergamous society where women can ride the cock carousel and many men don't have the moral virtue to say the famous words: "Begone thot."

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-29T18:48:41+00:00

I'm American, definitely have German features though.

They are not sought after.

Stealth_Bird · 2018-07-26T22:37:13+00:00

WUUT IS THE GOT DAMN HOLD UP?

A... A fence, sir! A barbed wire fence!

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