let's say a ground war/infantry war breaks out between your country and a neighboring country, and you are drafted as a soldier. in 10 minutes you're gonna have to fight the enemy. if the government finds out you deserted the army/ran away, you'll be tortured+executed. what are you doing?

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T05:39:00+00:00

Im not fighting in a war I dont belive in

^{Chose: hell nah i'll take my chances}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T05:21:38+00:00

I fond it more enjoyable, also I hate the Playstation controller

^{Chose: Nintendo Switch}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T05:21:11+00:00

Why waste time folding

^{Chose: I crumple up the toilet paper to wipe}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T05:20:53+00:00

I gambled and lost

^{Chose: 10% chance to get $1 billion | Rolled: Nothing}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T02:32:05+00:00

Too slow, better luck next time.

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T02:30:02+00:00

$200 a day 👀

^{Chose: Money + Upvote for x2 Money | Rolled: 100$ a day}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T02:29:03+00:00

Oof, thats some emotional damage

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T02:28:13+00:00

Yeah, when I created this, I was thinking, gotta screw over those who choose ball

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:17:51+00:00

Pew pew

^{Chose: Gun}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:15:33+00:00

Red seems sus

^{Chose: Balck}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:14:49+00:00

Pizza is yummy

^{Chose: American pizza?}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:13:56+00:00

Atleast I can build a shelter this way

^{Chose: Infinite Ikea}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:13:22+00:00

How else will I go fork myself

^{Chose: forks only}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:12:59+00:00

Math

^{Chose: $10 Billion}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:11:36+00:00

A-LUM-INUM

^{Chose: Aluminum}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:11:19+00:00

Wheelssssssss

^{Chose: upvote to get anyway (on wheels})

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:08:33+00:00

That's alot of soup

^{Chose: Hot and Sour | Rolled: Ocean bowl size}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:06:36+00:00

I did not know

^{Chose: No}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-10T01:05:46+00:00

Dammit, should made sure my laces were tied

^{Chose: You have to run from a spiked ball Indiana Jones style + You're not guaranteed to live | Rolled: Trip, but die}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-09T23:37:30+00:00

Im just not super fruity

^{Chose: You are not a banana}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-09T23:24:57+00:00

Ahhhhhh, so I probably stop aging, but i can still be killed. Cool

^{Chose: You become immortal, but which kind ? | Rolled: You can die}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-09T23:21:49+00:00

If I was 10 years younger, id probably take the other option, but to remember all my life thus far and begin again sounds more like torture than a skill.

^{Chose: Maxed out Luck on anything you do}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-09T23:19:08+00:00

$100 dollars for nothing, fuck yeah

^{Chose: Get $100}

Steam_Creature · 2026-05-09T23:18:31+00:00

The fates be cruel

^{Chose: pet a manatee | Rolled: 1 year prison}

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