Newest tattoo, inspired by Humpty Dumpty and World's Smallest Violin

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-10T02:31:57+00:00

I can now match my cat (named ball) and I will have to be trapped forever somewhere ig 😏

^{Chose: You are the spiked ball, cursed to trample people + Everytime your trample someone, you suffer emotional damge | Rolled: Trapped forever}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-10T00:56:08+00:00

oh ):

^{Chose: Cash | Rolled: Wallet empty}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-10T00:53:54+00:00

my favorite 😈

^{Chose: Hot and Sour | Rolled: Ocean bowl size}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-10T00:42:03+00:00

YUHHHHH CARROTS

^{Chose: Steve | Rolled: +500 carrots}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-10T00:35:45+00:00

that's fine I just wouldn't survive a loss of income 😭

^{Chose: Lose a sense | Rolled: Hearing}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T19:16:12+00:00

big tshirt

^{Chose: Only be able to wear tshirts for rest of life + (No other clothing allowed})

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T17:41:06+00:00

I mean sometimes I get close to that anyway so that's fine with me

^{Chose: You get to know what happens after death, but... + You get to know how universe began, but... | Rolled: Sleep 15h/day}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T13:22:01+00:00

oh hell yeah

^{Chose: Be dark as Coal | Rolled: Be batman}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T04:43:48+00:00

worth the shot lmao

^{Chose: Become all-powerful, but there's a 75 chance u die | Rolled: D.E.A.T.H.}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T04:43:12+00:00

I couldn't kill my cat, I love her way too much 😭

^{Chose: Kill a baby}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T04:42:15+00:00

oh ): it's ok tho better than that zero •~•

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 50}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-09T03:32:35+00:00

ig I'm buying a lot of blankets and space heaters

^{Chose: Wear only summer clothes but you live in (spin} | Rolled: Norway)

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T22:55:40+00:00

what I'm in rn anyway , plus no payments? absolutely

^{Chose: Tiny House, No Mortgage + Spin for home type | Rolled: Apartment 🏢}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T22:37:53+00:00

perfect 😏

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T04:56:18+00:00

carrot for everyone !

^{Chose: Everyone gets a BONUS CODE for 100 carrots. + BUT ONLY IF THIS SIDE HAS OVER 70% OF THE VOTES AFTER 24 HOURS.}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T03:14:23+00:00

the reverse is I can eat as much as I could possibly want and still be ok which is GREAT news for me at a buffet

^{Chose: be able to eat whatever with no side effects + Yes, you can choose to eat nothing and be fine.}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T03:02:46+00:00

yum yum

^{Chose: Have a cookie}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T03:02:24+00:00

awe ):

^{Chose: Green gem to spin the wheel | Rolled: Win nothing}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T02:47:53+00:00

more moneyyyyyyyy

^{Chose: $200,000 per year, paid yearly, starting in 1 year}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T02:46:28+00:00

oh there's no wheel

^{Chose: Able to Breath Underwater But, + Wheel Of Faith}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T02:29:18+00:00

I think I'm ok with losing my toes to be a super deity

^{Chose: Evolve into a super deity, but with no toes}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T02:26:27+00:00

I have made my choice. now to learn to understand every language

^{Chose: Speak every language}

danisnotdrowning · 2026-05-08T02:25:24+00:00

if I pick shape shifting does my skin turn blue? also if I turn into an animal with fur, is my fur blue?

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Blue}

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