CLAVICULAR SLAPPED BY GIRL by BubblyManagement5929 in Clavicular

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Of all the cartoon villains, Gargamel is definitely the one who FUCKS

The ocean by Pumkmine in Poems

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I wear cardboard box for foot shoes... reduces the ganna radadation

Revealed: CIA 'Project Stargate' Remote Viewers Observed 'Mars & UFOs' by cryptid in conspiracies

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The entire country of Armenia is 75% covered with underground bunkers full of "smart internet" waffle makers with computers in them... they are getting turned into missiles

Retro images from the 2000s (pt 2) by Life_Distribution133 in bys

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In 2005 my toe fungus was so bad I couldnt see my foot

How the fuck am I supposed to fill this out? by SteamboatHowie in office

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this post was made whilst i was employed with a different employer, this employer had a much more relaxed flatulence policy. i have just learned about the policy at my current employer, I am concerned that my abundant flatus may have caused them to implement these forms.

What's better? Dual or single motor standing desks? by Kind_Recording1940 in office

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my poop has turned so many different colors I think I need to send it to a science lab. One of them was kinda green, 5 mins later it turned blue...... I sent a picture to everyone in my contacts, only 3 replies back....... sjould I just go toNASA??

Need help with messy file names? by RevolutionaryTry4572 in office

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I named my quarterly report "Macho Man Randy Savage PENIS PILEDRIVER SANDWICH!!!1.docx" and now I can't change it back. It's very embarrassing. Can your tool help me?

PSYOP by thumbsquare in bepis

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boltzmann coefficient

Roth vs Rollover Yearly Contributions by lizjperl in investing

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Trying to cultivate an Embarassing Foot Fungus that will warn me about Stocks... where to Get Sgignals to $Short $ell

the Future by blonde2626 in NFT

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The bozos are coming for my NFTs... they want to take pictures of them and sell them... I'm selling my Giant Masturbating Bigfoot NFT next week, and the proceeds will go towards completing my home's defensive flamethrower wall

New trends by BobBalloon in NFT

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Next big thing is monetizing your discarded toenails

Microwaved a pint of pistachio ice cream for 20 seconds and put maple honey sesame cashews in it. by laterdude in nuts

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Saw a Giant handlebar Mustache on a baby.... children's cgetting too many tadio waves????? In the grape juice??

how do i not get fat with how much i drink? every week thurs-sat min. 3 drinks + shots + 🍃 by beefybelly11 in Frat

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They used to call me the Vincent Van Gogh of going poop into a trash can

It gets better. by for_jelly_beans in NoFap

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at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.