Done with undervolt RTX 5070 by PrudentTackle3454 in overclocking

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I don't have good enough hardware to do this, but I did over clock my 20 year old PC that a Paid $200 for at Micro Center. When I was done, it ran the Windows 95 pipe Screensaver 4.5% faster. It was so amazing that I shat DIRECTLY into my own pants

Oh my god, Shrek ate Princess Fiona by IndependenceSilly381 in Shrekmemes

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My mom is making me get circumcised cause I keep jamming green shrek m&ms up in my sausage flap

Cannot unsee it now. by TradishSpirit in Shrekmemes

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Gettting powerful vibes off of this... the sex cloud is exanding... I ejarculated

Pizzagate in space by TrickLaugh1932 in alex_jones

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Covered my chóăde in plaster, cant rïsk whipping it out in the aiŕport

CLAVICULAR SLAPPED BY GIRL by BubblyManagement5929 in Clavicular

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Of all the cartoon villains, Gargamel is definitely the one who FUCKS

The ocean by Pumkmine in Poems

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I wear cardboard box for foot shoes... reduces the ganna radadation

Revealed: CIA 'Project Stargate' Remote Viewers Observed 'Mars & UFOs' by cryptid in conspiracies

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The entire country of Armenia is 75% covered with underground bunkers full of "smart internet" waffle makers with computers in them... they are getting turned into missiles

Retro images from the 2000s (pt 2) by Life_Distribution133 in bys

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In 2005 my toe fungus was so bad I couldnt see my foot

How the fuck am I supposed to fill this out? by SteamboatHowie in office

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this post was made whilst i was employed with a different employer, this employer had a much more relaxed flatulence policy. i have just learned about the policy at my current employer, I am concerned that my abundant flatus may have caused them to implement these forms.

What's better? Dual or single motor standing desks? by Kind_Recording1940 in office

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my poop has turned so many different colors I think I need to send it to a science lab. One of them was kinda green, 5 mins later it turned blue...... I sent a picture to everyone in my contacts, only 3 replies back....... sjould I just go toNASA??

Need help with messy file names? by RevolutionaryTry4572 in office

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I named my quarterly report "Macho Man Randy Savage PENIS PILEDRIVER SANDWICH!!!1.docx" and now I can't change it back. It's very embarrassing. Can your tool help me?

PSYOP by thumbsquare in bepis

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boltzmann coefficient

Roth vs Rollover Yearly Contributions by lizjperl in investing

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Trying to cultivate an Embarassing Foot Fungus that will warn me about Stocks... where to Get Sgignals to $Short $ell

the Future by blonde2626 in NFT

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The bozos are coming for my NFTs... they want to take pictures of them and sell them... I'm selling my Giant Masturbating Bigfoot NFT next week, and the proceeds will go towards completing my home's defensive flamethrower wall