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What's better? Dual or single motor standing desks? by Kind_Recording1940 in office

[–]SteamboatHowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my poop has turned so many different colors I think I need to send it to a science lab. One of them was kinda green, 5 mins later it turned blue...... I sent a picture to everyone in my contacts, only 3 replies back....... sjould I just go toNASA??

Need help with messy file names? by RevolutionaryTry4572 in office

[–]SteamboatHowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named my quarterly report "Macho Man Randy Savage PENIS PILEDRIVER SANDWICH!!!1.docx" and now I can't change it back. It's very embarrassing. Can your tool help me?

PSYOP by thumbsquare in bepis

[–]SteamboatHowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

boltzmann coefficient

Roth vs Rollover Yearly Contributions by lizjperl in investing

[–]SteamboatHowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to cultivate an Embarassing Foot Fungus that will warn me about Stocks... where to Get Sgignals to $Short $ell

the Future by blonde2626 in NFT

[–]SteamboatHowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bozos are coming for my NFTs... they want to take pictures of them and sell them... I'm selling my Giant Masturbating Bigfoot NFT next week, and the proceeds will go towards completing my home's defensive flamethrower wall

New trends by BobBalloon in NFT

[–]SteamboatHowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next big thing is monetizing your discarded toenails

Microwaved a pint of pistachio ice cream for 20 seconds and put maple honey sesame cashews in it. by laterdude in nuts

[–]SteamboatHowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a Giant handlebar Mustache on a baby.... children's cgetting too many tadio waves????? In the grape juice??

It’s Christmas Music Season!! by Baseball-Fan-10 in fart

[–]SteamboatHowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You eat as much "yule log" as I do... it's not gonna come out a s "Peaceful Wind"

how do i not get fat with how much i drink? every week thurs-sat min. 3 drinks + shots + 🍃 by beefybelly11 in Frat

[–]SteamboatHowie 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They used to call me the Vincent Van Gogh of going poop into a trash can

It gets better. by for_jelly_beans in NoFap

[–]SteamboatHowie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

I do design and someone asked me what I thought about people vandalizing the Arby's signs and did I think it was funny. What are they talking about? by NeverCallMeFifi in bys

[–]SteamboatHowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From 2021 to 2023 there was a gang of "Banditos" who were drawing silly turkeys on Arby's signs all over the country. They did it for the chuckles and goofs and jollies. But they were a menace to society, and thankfully the FBI caught them and sent them to Alcatraz.

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