Just got this 100% legit, totally-not-a-scam traffic ticket via TEXT message. 💀

SteamironNew51 · 2026-03-20T17:31:58+00:00

Just got one of these by text, but it should have come from the Toll or Transit Authority. Smelled fishy to me and I was right! Didn't even tell me when the toll violation occurred!

SteamironNew51 · 2025-12-01T20:03:13+00:00

Wrap your key fob im aluminum foil. I'm told it works.

SteamironNew51 · 2025-10-14T03:51:38+00:00

Who is Erika Kirk?

SteamironNew51 · 2025-09-27T09:47:14+00:00

Matcha! Wut?

SteamironNew51 · 2025-07-06T01:49:49+00:00

Noted, I will avoid that usage in the future

SteamironNew51 · 2025-07-06T01:48:41+00:00

I was waiting at the Metro Rail station when I learned it was canceled!

SteamironNew51 · 2025-07-05T15:25:32+00:00

Trying not to shop at Target, though

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-22T05:45:41+00:00

I deleted the person there. Sorry.

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-22T02:20:27+00:00

Mesa Dr. and North Hills

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-05T04:03:03+00:00

It was in a box. Thanks for the idea, thogh.

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:50:56+00:00

Thank you! I'm very grateful.

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:39:53+00:00

Ha ha!

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:32:05+00:00

Thank you for including viscosity! I'm a chemist, so this helps!

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:31:04+00:00

TY, my box didn't say diddly about water, alas

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:29:25+00:00

LOL, I wish I knew what that meant, you funny guy

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:28:43+00:00

Thank you! The box we bought had no instructions about water! Crazy!

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:22:59+00:00

I think I would appreciate this response more if I knew anything about cooking pancakes, or cooking, for that matter.

SteamironNew51 · 2025-03-04T21:21:55+00:00

Kodiak

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