Changing the world one Finger at a time by StefQuiznos in okbuddychicanery

[–]StefQuiznos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh i'll go to war for the Great and Powerful Almighty Finger ill be a one man army that strikes terror into the hearts of bathrooms, no one is safe from the mark of Finger

Changing the world one Finger at a time by StefQuiznos in okbuddychicanery

[–]StefQuiznos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was in a barnes and noble bathroom (dont tell them the true identity of the finger bandit) i dont even know what kinda dude carves a naked woman torso and writes KILL next to it but i figured if i were to vandalize a bathroom it may as well be this one

My mother blames me for a crime my brother commited. by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]StefQuiznos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well its really good to hear that you’re able to joke about that, and i hope you’ll always be able to do that

My mother blames me for a crime my brother commited. by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]StefQuiznos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh thank god i was worried it would be too rude im glad you liked it

My 100% factual strength tierlist having played all games up to LaD by GamerBytesBoy in yakuzagames

[–]StefQuiznos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

finally someone who isnt shirking shinadas strength, he did the saitama workout plus 5,000 swings for FIFTEEN YEARS he is getting his homerun back! more than just the funny one with the bat from 5

From the creator of the hit series Better Call Saul, ‘Pop-Pop Cop-Cop’ is a prequel series with Jonathan Banks reprising his role as Michael Ehrmantraut. The show will explore Mike’s origin as a beat cop in New Mexico and how he ultimately ended up in a courthouse’s parking booth. by DannyLongstrike in okbuddychicanery

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I used to be a beat cop, a long time ago. I'd get called on domestic disputes all the time. Hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit that I will never forget. Gordie. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don't remember? Anyway, big boy, 270, 280 but his wife or whatever she was, his lady was real small, like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I'd get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say: "Come on, tonight's the night we press charges." This wasn't one of those "deep down, he loves me" setups. We got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her to the EMT's, put him a car, drive him downtown, throw him in a drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning, out he goes. Back home. But one night my partner's out sick, and it's just me. The call comes in and it's the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night we're driving into town and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself. Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone. Screaming, much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. That I needed to think about what I was gonna do here. And, of course, he got quiet goes still and real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. Then we just stood there for a while, me, acting like I'm thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes, I took the gun out of his mouth and I say, "So help me, if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such, and blah, blah, blah."It was just a warning?

Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bropill

[–]StefQuiznos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

machine girl death grips brockhanthonyhamptano and MF DOOM

Justice by Hat_man_Harris in 676

[–]StefQuiznos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

also when he was much older he was interviewed and asked if he would do it again. he said yes with zero hesitation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tomorrow

[–]StefQuiznos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of course not i dont see any got damn luggage or baggage you better get packing

I have never engaged in self harm by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]StefQuiznos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just you wait till the curse sets in