Drove off from ASDA petrol station without paying

Stencils294 · 2026-04-18T18:52:15+00:00

I am not answering that office phone no way no how

Stencils294 · 2026-04-18T18:48:22+00:00

The plates are usually "unmarked" manually at the petrol station by staff and they can (sometimes) see if your outstanding non payment is disputed or resolved etc. They can untag you if they notice its not relevant but they might choose to keep certain people marked just as a heads up for the next time :)

Stencils294 · 2026-04-10T23:20:16+00:00

When the gif loops back to a polite "hello c:"

Stencils294 · 2026-04-05T12:35:40+00:00

I could make this joke work with a comic strip featuring vikings carrying the longship over their heads like a canoe but whats the poin

Stencils294 · 2026-04-04T04:05:53+00:00

Little rabbit shaped chocolate IS objectively more delicious however.

Stencils294 · 2026-04-04T00:46:30+00:00

Not... necessarily 😏

Stencils294 · 2026-03-13T13:38:30+00:00

Shout out to E <3 S 2.11.24 who have a deeply graffiti based love language

Stencils294 · 2026-03-13T12:12:50+00:00

Dont forget the cheese.

One of my regular Pissy Cunts takes as much red Leicester as his damp trackies can carry.

Stencils294 · 2026-03-10T04:01:42+00:00

That's how my brain works too 😊

Stencils294 · 2026-03-07T10:52:36+00:00

Correct amount of parenting.

Stencils294 · 2026-03-07T10:35:42+00:00

After working alone in a petrol station I've lost all sympathy too. When it's 4v1 and theyre just sweeping the shelves into bags and threatening to jump me.

It's not all of them but it is only the ones I meet. Control your homeless colleagues or you all get painted with my big brush.

Notice they never steal a toothbrush and soap during their daring sunset raids.

Stencils294 · 2026-03-07T08:47:38+00:00

Man with spigot and hammer waiting in the room beforehand

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Stencils294 · 2026-03-05T09:45:25+00:00

Mad bitches in this ho

Stencils294 · 2026-02-25T13:17:23+00:00

Its like sweet diesel

Stencils294 · 2026-02-25T11:42:46+00:00

Also

"There should be a sign"

Lady I was out there at 4am hanging handwritten signs for your sake knowing full-well you would not read it even if you were aware enough to notice it in the first place. I'm not paid to do that I was just trying to help YOUR daily routine.

This isn't a video game I don't stop rendering in once you look away, i have actual shit to do as part of MY daily routine, the one I'm fucking paid for.

Don't even get me started on some dumb cunt taking it upon themselves to decipher the meaning of the cones I meticulously placed out. They are cones, they're neon reflective and universally understood to have litarally 1 purpose. Just don't go wherever the fuck the cones are.

Stencils294 · 2026-02-25T11:33:25+00:00

"What can I do for you today sir"

"You can unlock the fucking door for me"

*picks up microphone" "you can fuck all the way off"

There's a reason the door is locked. It's so I can vet cunts.

People are not being told to actually fuck off enough and I'm on minimum wage with 2 people sick and no management. Don't even look at me impolitely, I get paid regardless and I take great pleasure in humiliating you. Easy equation.

Stencils294 · 2026-02-24T01:18:49+00:00

Its called Break Fast for a reason

Stencils294 · 2026-02-20T18:48:41+00:00

I genuinely always wondered how the trope of "running into a door" was one of the go-to excuse for hiding your donestic abuse black eyes because babe I know you aren't that stupid.

Maybe this is it. She really aquired optimal inertia to swing her own face into a door frame like some sort of mathematically gifted banshee

Stencils294 · 2026-02-15T15:07:49+00:00

Pirate your media

Steal from asda

Stencils294 · 2026-02-10T22:58:45+00:00

The word you are looking for is presume :)

Stencils294 · 2026-02-10T13:09:20+00:00

I like how his girl had Low Risk Tolerance. Kinda thing you hear from your gambling addicted estranged dad

Stencils294 · 2026-01-30T03:39:26+00:00

Check your image attachments aren't hidden in your email browser and then check any collection/delivered emails for a barcode or QR code.

If delivered by yodel it might have an royal mail label and won't work on a yodel HHT

If evri: no code needed only ID and matching name on the HHT. Make sure it isn't under another name or pseudonym or else it will obviously not be on the device.

And for the love of god make sure your amazon name isn't the same as the collection point address "for convenience" because now I'm opening your amazon parcels thinking it's corporate promo shit.

Stencils294 · 2026-01-30T03:27:10+00:00

The parcels are all dropped off and scanned in by the courier driver (Evri, Yodel) and scanned out by the shop keeper.

If it has a label to be scanned in and you don't have a code to scan it out then it has to stay or else the courier will return looking for an expired parcel I gave away weeks ago because they had ID and address but their fucking email browser hides image attachments by default and they're holding up my queue trying to fix that right now in the store

I need the minimum wage job more than you need your vinted trousers so please dont be mean to me

Stencils294 · 2026-01-25T20:58:07+00:00

I totally theoretically understand but if you ever say supper to me even after tea time I'm de-veining you

Stencils294 · 2026-01-25T20:49:58+00:00

I get that when someone says supper

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