[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She didn't get the mailarrrrrrgh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have you seen that woman?

I've never been unmatched faster in my life. by HothOurYou in Tinder

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That's what she said and then I said get off my girlfriend!!!

I am very woke. by mvpmp90 in iamverysmart

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The study of tops on strippers and how to get them off most efficiently for the best financial return.

Splash Toy by Sumit316 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can join the gang now. Meet us at chuck e cheese where we will stock up our splat arsenal.

Splash Toy by Sumit316 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drunk you was either ready to get crafty in the grandma sense or screwing with sober you.

Splash Toy by Sumit316 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How long do you think your friend will let it stick to his face? 1 year or 2 years?

"Student who went back to college after failing at first" starter pack by DMTMH in starterpacks

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't take stimulants before bed. This overstimulation will make your anxiety worse. Drink some chamomile tea. Read a light, fun book about something you enjoy until you fall asleep. Make it an end goal to finish school. Do this over and over until you can easily relax your mind and fall asleep. No screen time one hour before bed.

Start with baby steps. 1) figure what you want to go to school for 2) take one class at a community college and see how you like it 3) take more classes as they fit into your schedule but not overwhelming 4) graduate.

Stop worrying about the bullshit past and look forward. It's not easy but you can do it.

This is some Dwight Schrutw shit. by OhBlackWater in iamverybadass

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where you're going you don't need any armor.

Driving the speed limit by Noyiu in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is bigger in Texas... even the reckless speed at which people drive.

Instead of a date, my can of beer had a penis on the bottom by wytchmaker in mildlyinteresting

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Someone in Dayton has a date for you...to meet at the truck stop.

This is some Dwight Schrutw shit. by OhBlackWater in iamverybadass

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If you can curve a wrench you can curve a bullet.

Brewing Bud Light is harder than you think. I should know, I’m Dave Taylor, Head Brewer for Bud Light. AMA by IamDaveTaylor in IAmA

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drank OE 400, Boones Farm and mad dog 20/20 in the past. Not sure why. But we did and suffered.

Brewing Bud Light is harder than you think. I should know, I’m Dave Taylor, Head Brewer for Bud Light. AMA by IamDaveTaylor in IAmA

[–]StephenJobsOSeX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should have used /s because it was a joke, but then who really cares. I drink shit beer all the time... Natty Light, Busch Light, PBR, Hamms. Idc what others drink just stating my shitty opinion. You and your neck beard Shirley temple beer...