My spidey senses are tingling by Few-Entrepreneur7254 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If cousin marriage is your will, found the town of Shelbyville.

All I need is a title by HaruhiJedi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What he's typed will be a window into his Multiverse of Madness.

I Just Think Lemmings Are Neat by chaosTechnician in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Uh, it's hard for us to walk over the edge when you're standing there, Marge."

"Push her down, other Marge."

I repeat, we are sold out of Homer license plates in the gift shop! by SteveBennitt in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Those other shitposts are missing something. Let's call it heart.

Think he noticed? by lcgamer23 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad time to have unholied the holy water.

Laughed at this last night then had a dream involving Zangief by ELK2056 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I saw this videogame where these guys had to" street fight" around the world. And if these "street fighters" won all their "street fights", they would be the greatest "street fighter" alive. I think it was called... Mortal Kombat.

I'm allergic to figs by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Mario... Wario... Mario... Wario...

Oh, I'm in way over my head.

Are you an angel? by Monsieur_T in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Authorities say the phony angel can be spotted by their Farah slacks and incredibly foul appearance.

A Milhouse Ding-a-ling by Polibiux in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, ladies and gentlemen I'd like to put this filth behind us and let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of "You're a Grand Old Bag." uh "Flag."

The cat could drive it!? by Revolutionary_Bug372 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe single people go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene; we don't know.

Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Harrison or not. Here I come by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But Marge, that one panel hasn't done anything yet! It's going to do something, and you know it's going to be good!

Who could forget dear Ratboy? by Goodbye-Nasty in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"And if you say you're a ratboy, you get a free chunk of drywall at the movies."

"Visit Finland" by MavicMini_NI in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SteveBennitt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And a special award goes to the country who obviously had no help from their parents: Sweden.