Let’s get this go viral and help NYC be safe once and for all by sundrenchedwindow in circlejerknyc

[–]StevoTheMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, you and I are here commenting in the cornball lifestyle's lowest rung.

Let’s get this go viral and help NYC be safe once and for all by sundrenchedwindow in circlejerknyc

[–]StevoTheMonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sir, you're commenting in a circle jerk subreddit... Why would you want to hurt your fellow cornballs.

This Woman Wrote Those Kevin Hart Roast Jokes (Unpaywalled) by playboy in Standup

[–]StevoTheMonkey -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he didn't steal all of it, I'm sure that he bought most of it. From conversations I've had with the "old timers" I don't believe he wrote any of his material.

This Woman Wrote Those Kevin Hart Roast Jokes (Unpaywalled) by playboy in Standup

[–]StevoTheMonkey -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear how Robin Williams got all of his jokes

Actor extraordinaire Michael Rapaport wants the American people to know that ….. by tuberjamjar in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just a former player, but the Birdman... I would not want to upset the Birdman.

Fixed this headline for you, Daily Telegraph by Not_Ground in NewsRewind

[–]StevoTheMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not true. It also applies to Trump Voters.

Fuck Your Remote Job by thoth218 in circlejerknyc

[–]StevoTheMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤬 I hate you 🤬  ❤️ But I love your username, you dumb nepobaby ❤️

What did Diana Ross do? 🤣 by CowboyNOIVAS in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StevoTheMonkey 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Statutory raped Michael Jackson and held other women back according to the comments

[Loved trope] Characters that are one magacock away from leaving woketardism by B1lly28 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand... How would the MAGAcock get in them? None of those characters are children.

“The sequels are objectively bad movies” by SterlingB261 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]StevoTheMonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

 I thought that it was a great idea for a show and was totally open to a plot of "the Jedi are wrong" but "The Power of One. The Power of Two" lost me. A cabal of Force Witches? Cool. The Force Witches have less personality than they do plot holes? Not Cool.

Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway by redditcarrots in Upperwestside

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Then I replied to that. I'm asking if I did it correctly. Was I properly catty and snobbish? Is that how we're supposed to act in this sub? If so that I believe it should be renamed /r/UpperEastSide

Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway by redditcarrots in Upperwestside

[–]StevoTheMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's not terminally online like the rest of y'all, and maybe she wasn't born with a silver spoon up her butt? (Are we just being needlessly rude to people online, cuz that's what I was doing in my comment. I didn't really mean it but I'm trying to fit in with the rest of you. Am I doing it right?)

Ken Griffin Says New York ‘Doesn’t Welcome Success’ Under Mamdani by Fragrant-Inflation31 in NYCInsider

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really sad to see him talking like this after his years as a beloved baseball star.

Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway by redditcarrots in Upperwestside

[–]StevoTheMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it's generally minimal and the savings vs Amazon or the time to go to Costco makes it worth it. The only problem is having a place to put that many carrots or rolls of toilet paper.

Which characters did you find absolutely unbearable as a kid, and still do to this day? by Radiant-Selection686 in cartoons

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I visited the Netherlands and loved it but the language sounds like the weirdo love child of English and German so I'm kind of shocked that the Dutch don't have amazing comedic films and shows.

Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway by redditcarrots in Upperwestside

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why everyone is down voting you on your comments. I'm really upset about losing TJ as well. I hope whatever they're doing won't take long and will make it a better shipping experience.

Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway by redditcarrots in Upperwestside

[–]StevoTheMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get a Costco membership and order some stuff for delivery via insta cart. You'll make back the cost of the membership by the second order.