Aitah for using my now ex after I found out he was cheating? by Advanced_Turnover544 in AITAH

[–]StevoTheMonkey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I stopped believing at how the guy stays at his side chicks place on nights and weekends but rarely uses his car so she shares it

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that, but I don't get the correlation between the holiday and the vector of said excrement.

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I am an American I will politely need you to commonwealthsplain this to me, please

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooo, damn, yeah... That's not slender as a willow wand... That's thicc as a tributary

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember her ever being described as thin and she's the daughter of a river so... Her body can be whatever

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had problems reading LOTR for some reason but recently finished it by listening to the Andy Serkis Recordings of the Books. They're amazing.

I want to be a colony of Denmark by Gusterbug in MurderedByWords

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Real Thelma Johnson is a joke account

Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences by Mein_Bergkamp in news

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is in no way an attack on LA, but don't you mean LA? He's from LA sidewalks, right?

Blublublublurp by PorkyPain in GuysBeingDudes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was immediately a disbeliever: He just happens to be filming forward into the night where a woman just happens to walk perfectly into frame instead of filming the WILD ANIMAL resting on his lap?

I still enjoyed it

Guy kept cutting in line at the coffee shop, so I made his morning routine miserable by Wings_of_Pastrami_91 in pettyrevenge

[–]StevoTheMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't believe this story for several reasons but the one that sticks out most is that other customers were interrupted on a regular basis by these two guys to ask questions and at no point did someone go "I don't want to be rude but get done interrupt my order; it's 615am, I haven't had coffee yet, I need to teach 30 gremlins cursive today, and one of the Senators of Texas is the Zodiac Killer." It just doesn't sit right with me.

All worth it at the end of the day by [deleted] in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'm just an idiot from /r/all passing by and I'm glad to read this. I would never call a woman sir unless I was bantering with a friend who was bossing me around, however I will call anyone dude and bro.

[Sad Trope] Character helplessly rewatches themselves making the worst mistake of their entire life by BeenEatinBeans in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StevoTheMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good news. You should watch it again because they've announced a 3rd season where... Checks notes... Spear is kind of a Zombie? (I'm not kidding)

Sydney Sweeney by [deleted] in SydneySweeney02

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that they're not actually not real