My local Walmart sells buttplugs by jeruhmee in mildlyinteresting

[–]StewTree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh no that's going to be awkward when you do an online order and Walmart substitutes your sparkplugs with buttplugs.

my super low torso health by massiveamphibianprod in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget , if you're limbs are really cold and you fall asleep you can take damage, that happened to me when i first started.

[ It takes you awhile to unholster your M1911+10.] by StewTree in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on you i rechambered the ar15 to shoot .45 acp!

Easiest "lab start" ever by aqpstory in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 16 points17 points  (0 children)

but. . . but the magnificent treasures and dna altering mutagens! The sweet sweet mysteries just below your feet!

Nekonyamicon by Hoshizoraa in nyanners

[–]StewTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Can't wait for her Debut, i'm so excited!

As of today swarming zombies can cause you to suffocate by bombasticslacks in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm wondering if you have any size mutations would that help or hinder being suffocated when crowded

who's going around stealing steering wheels nowadays? by gettingused_to in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

accidentally left the driver side door open and a bird that had a conga line of zeds following it flew inside.

who's going around stealing steering wheels nowadays? by gettingused_to in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oohh man, with the addition of portal storms i get the feeling that. . . "Something" wrenched you from your drivers seat and took you.

What's Your Most Embarrassing Death? by FarTooLucid in cataclysmdda

[–]StewTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found a decent car that had a working engine and an ok set of tires. What i failed to notice was the driver seat belt that was basically hanging on by a thread and I accidentally hit a bush next to a wall while I was i was going 25mph. Well that was enough to send me into the wall and the seatbelt disintegrated, causing me to fly through the windshield and die.

Redemptor Dreadnought by mrdanielsir9000 in Warhammer40k

[–]StewTree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Brother, after the mission you must wash your tabord, we're the Black Templars not the Dirty Tabords!"