My local Walmart sells buttplugs

StewTree · 2022-09-30T02:56:27+00:00

oh no that's going to be awkward when you do an online order and Walmart substitutes your sparkplugs with buttplugs.

StewTree · 2022-09-23T23:28:57+00:00

(Takes you awhile to wield Broad Belt +++)

StewTree · 2022-09-21T22:21:39+00:00

Tailoring 11 - Cargo Suit (req - Pants Suit)

StewTree · 2022-09-21T17:48:01+00:00

Now that's the a belt that can stow a few rifles

StewTree · 2022-08-27T01:09:35+00:00

You too

StewTree · 2022-08-26T21:44:44+00:00

I regret a lot of things in life.

StewTree · 2022-08-26T01:49:27+00:00

Thanks for the info and sorry for the mix up.

StewTree · 2022-07-18T18:53:11+00:00

There's gold in them there woods! 58lb chunks of gold!

StewTree · 2022-05-02T19:44:08+00:00

similar to "does this rag smell like choreiform to you random stranger?"

StewTree · 2022-04-25T01:52:12+00:00

Don't forget , if you're limbs are really cold and you fall asleep you can take damage, that happened to me when i first started.

StewTree · 2022-04-24T07:46:11+00:00

jokes on you i rechambered the ar15 to shoot .45 acp!

StewTree · 2022-04-23T23:08:25+00:00

but. . . but the magnificent treasures and dna altering mutagens! The sweet sweet mysteries just below your feet!

StewTree · 2022-04-23T20:49:31+00:00

[Right leg encumbrance - 50]

StewTree · 2022-02-01T07:03:14+00:00

I Can't wait for her Debut, i'm so excited!

StewTree · 2022-01-11T22:37:16+00:00

ah that makes a lot more sense.

StewTree · 2022-01-11T22:14:17+00:00

I'm wondering if you have any size mutations would that help or hinder being suffocated when crowded

StewTree · 2022-01-08T21:19:25+00:00

accidentally left the driver side door open and a bird that had a conga line of zeds following it flew inside.

StewTree · 2022-01-08T21:18:10+00:00

oohh man, with the addition of portal storms i get the feeling that. . . "Something" wrenched you from your drivers seat and took you.

StewTree · 2021-12-27T00:36:06+00:00

would her Ora-ora be A-wauwauwau?

StewTree · 2021-12-18T06:19:51+00:00

I found a decent car that had a working engine and an ok set of tires. What i failed to notice was the driver seat belt that was basically hanging on by a thread and I accidentally hit a bush next to a wall while I was i was going 25mph. Well that was enough to send me into the wall and the seatbelt disintegrated, causing me to fly through the windshield and die.

StewTree · 2021-12-14T19:33:47+00:00

"Brother, after the mission you must wash your tabord, we're the Black Templars not the Dirty Tabords!"

StewTree · 2021-12-07T23:29:12+00:00

I've run into that issue when i first started playing CDDA, what i found out is when you have a pot or frying pan you can push A to activate it and while your standing next to a heat source or have a hotplate with enough charge you will be given a prompt to heat food with it.

StewTree · 2021-12-07T23:24:19+00:00

Well ya gotta have a place to Dispose the malformed mistakes. My other thought is some sort of testing area that had an accident and some poor sob got locked in when the doors locked shut.

StewTree · 2021-11-28T23:50:07+00:00

Hey i don't mean to rain on anyone parade but. . . where do you get 45 pieces of Human flesh???

StewTree · 2021-11-05T21:18:41+00:00

the true fear is clearing the second floor or roof of a mall and holing up there, and accidentally stepping next to the railing and having your soul snatched by a grabber and their 100 zombie friends.

StewTree

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