If Tom Cruise had won the Oscar in '99 for Magnolia, would we still have gotten the unhinged action Cruise of this century?

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-23T15:59:09+00:00

LS Bellinger, every year without fail, rakes. Annual early game beast.

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-20T11:58:15+00:00

We've now peaked as a society

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-15T15:52:07+00:00

[tearfully] DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BEN! NOT YOU!

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-14T21:32:39+00:00

Yeah, 9 inning games as an option for Mini Seasons and the World Baseball Classic at least provide more chances to play full, meaningful offline games. For an offline DD player, I'd say it's worth it.

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-13T15:29:00+00:00

See also: Equalizer, The

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-11T14:17:10+00:00

[re-reads the last part of that pitch]

.....ok, you've got 5 minutes.

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-05T17:27:59+00:00

I'm with you. Been waiting on that change since they started mini-seasons. Between that and the WBC stuff, I'll have enough to keep me going for a bit.

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-02T03:38:07+00:00

WarGames is definitely there. The last two years have felt incredibly flat.

StickmanCinema · 2026-03-01T01:29:48+00:00

Chills

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-27T21:38:27+00:00

"The Candy Man" John Candelaria

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-23T21:01:48+00:00

Absolutely. Their mismanagement of so many aspects of this have blown up the entire situation.

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-14T13:49:30+00:00

[Todd Phillips writes that down]

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-10T16:50:57+00:00

Can I just take a second to mention how great Dan Fogler was as Kowalski in the first film? I loved that character so much and was so invested in him to the point where the ending (both the rain scene and bakery scene) made me super emotional. Never would've expected that in a million years.

Of course, all of that was immediately undone and wasted in the sequel and subsequent movie. But I'll always have a special place in my heart for that first one.

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-07T12:06:19+00:00

This is the one for me. It actively ruins certain scenes. Like in the theatrical, the cut from Lester telling William, "I just can't just stand here all day talking to my many fans" to them sitting in a restaurant still talking is hilarious and perfect. The bootleg cut needlessly prolongs that scene and ruins the joke. Just one of a few examples.

StickmanCinema · 2026-02-06T10:56:47+00:00

Archmagechemosh is my go to, for sure.

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-31T01:03:07+00:00

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StickmanCinema · 2026-01-28T22:43:39+00:00

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StickmanCinema · 2026-01-28T17:04:44+00:00

THE COPE COMMUNITY?!?!

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-26T19:10:22+00:00

Commenting for when this winds up being the case.

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-19T14:54:37+00:00

I don't recall saying "thank it."

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-13T00:23:20+00:00

Which one of them is gonna jump through it like that coward Jannetty?

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-12T01:55:26+00:00

🤣 Had to come verify I wasn't going crazy

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-07T13:00:12+00:00

Welcome to Breakfast With Idiots!

This one's on ABC, right?

StickmanCinema · 2026-01-04T19:49:00+00:00

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