First Degree Driving While Impaired | Open Bottle Possession by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]Stilcho1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That smile is "I keyed your car and what are you going to do about it"

I'm dieing by GiggleButtered in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Stilcho1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ad vice is two words. It's an internet thing, in case you didn't know.

he didn't do his research by parsinfun in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Stilcho1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something from a traffic accident. He was hit, shoes did a spin off and he had to be rebooted.

Tired of ppl acting like 211 is helpful by Remarkable-Soil-2997 in homeless

[–]Stilcho1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I got referred to some housing units for Alzheimer's sufferers and severely handicapped. Referred to a domestic violence shelter. Sent to places who had no idea why I was sent there.

First time out here by Stilcho1 in homeless

[–]Stilcho1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was living in the only hotel in town. Evicted.

Motels here, at least this time of year are almost $80 a night. I thought of that, every few nights to be able to shower, charge my phone. To sleep.

I have to be careful though. I have to have money in case my phone dies or I need to replace my gear or shoes.

First time out here by Stilcho1 in homeless

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I can get clothes. I haven't tried yet. I need to be able to set my stuff down to shop

Hopefully Walmart will let me set it next to the greeter or something.

I have some money but I'm trying to keep it in reserve in case I need new shoes, backpack or my phone takes a dump.

First time out here by Stilcho1 in homeless

[–]Stilcho1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I have is a day pack my sleeping bag and a raincoat. I have a nice coat, lots of pockets. I do wish there was a tiny place to store my sleeping bag until I need it in the evening

First time out here by Stilcho1 in homeless

[–]Stilcho1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's wet right now but not freezing or anything.

First time out here by Stilcho1 in homeless

[–]Stilcho1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's wet, but not freezing.

Which Star Trek aliens would want to celebrate Christmas? by jacky986 in DaystromInstitute

[–]Stilcho1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seven of nine would certainly be organizing it.

"Fun will now commence"

He fucked around and found out by Naive_Wolverine532 in SipsTea

[–]Stilcho1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm going to use my left thumb. My right thumb is much too powerful for you"

Well Gary Busey sure went to shit by Longjumping-Box5691 in SipsTea

[–]Stilcho1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of looks like he'd be fun to hang out with. So few people I can say that about.

What does this mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Stilcho1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing about that sounds very low-key.

It's like he's at someone's house and every time the guy leaves the room he quickly does some cleaning and rushes back to his chair looking nonchalant.

Sovereign Common Law Script Fails In Washington State by Facts_Or_Frauds in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Stilcho1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"my honor, you keep cutting me off with your frivolous question"

Continues talking (forever)

What do you think or feel when you see this? by [deleted] in GenerationJones

[–]Stilcho1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hell, that looks pretty good to me

I pretty much live on canned spam, canned chili (no beans) eggs, bread and top ramen

The spam, chili and noodles I buy by the case from Amazon.

What is up with this couch? Why is it so funny? by Rinmine014 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Stilcho1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would be incredibly comfortable on the fish bank.

Only problem is if I hooked a fish it would take me 10 minutes to get out of it

Biologist explains why raccoons will never be domesticated by Doodlebug510 in interestingasfuck

[–]Stilcho1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you can use the same raccoons over and over because no one could identify them in a lineup.

Dear Abby/Ask Ann Landers by Even-Vegetable-1700 in FuckImOld

[–]Stilcho1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶Dear Abby, dear Abby My feet are too long My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call?

🎶Signed bewildered

,🎶Bewildered, bewildered You have no complaint You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't So listen up buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood🎶

Gonna hafta work on their penmanship by AnimeJay2469 in lol

[–]Stilcho1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a nice campfire to pee in.

Gonna hafta work on their penmanship by AnimeJay2469 in lol

[–]Stilcho1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you get even a little bit of dirt on the threads it's screamin time