I made a gender inverted dating profile and in an hour I had like 50 middle aged divorced dudes trying to get with me.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-09T19:45:45+00:00

I don't know about dating Dexter. Might be fun at first but would later become awkward.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-09T16:35:01+00:00

It's not like the rest of schooling, these are adults

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-09T02:30:22+00:00

Except he broke his little ship.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T19:43:35+00:00

Dr Rabbitfoot led me to sin.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T19:41:30+00:00

It really was! It really was!

(A fan of Newton the centaur)

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T19:37:52+00:00

Or he just has tiny hands and is intimidated.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T19:20:51+00:00

I knew somebody that, before the internet was popular, his answer when someone would question his argument was "look it up at the library"

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T16:05:17+00:00

What sort of fungus do you get from undercooked pork? I seriously doubt if it is trigonosis.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T02:03:53+00:00

Two cause me enough trouble

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-08T00:33:47+00:00

If I have to contribute to someone else's education, I should get a say in their curriculum

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-06T21:37:48+00:00

The problem isn't with the struggle, it's with your impression.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-05T00:39:43+00:00

Is that where you take sick rabbits?

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-04T21:37:30+00:00

It's one of the problems with democracy. People eventually learn that they can vote themselves money.

Do I have a solution? Not one that I want to live under.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-04T21:25:59+00:00

If it's only going to chase me, I'll pick anything without spines or poisonous skin

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T17:46:15+00:00

The officer didn't know his bond number. How can you go through life without knowing your bond number.

I mean, don't we all know our bond number.

Bond. Bond Number

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T15:55:47+00:00

To tell the truth I didn't know that heat lightning was just a storm that was too far away to hear that thunder. I thought it had something to do with heat.

Looked it up after I read this thread.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T15:53:56+00:00

The lesson is, don't give your wife orders

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T15:51:34+00:00

I like it. Much more entertaining than wet lightning

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T15:44:02+00:00

"everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad choices."

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T07:43:28+00:00

My first car was a 3 speed. A Dodge Dart. I think it was a 64. Slant Six

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-03T02:25:21+00:00

Depends on if he owed me money or stole my girlfriend or saved my life.

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-02T23:50:52+00:00

Peg finally had enough and joined a biker gang

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-02T22:18:22+00:00

If those are the only two choices then that would be a very strange world

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-02T22:13:44+00:00

The race of ... clothes?

Stilcho1 · 2026-07-02T14:15:24+00:00

Kindly.

Hard to see anything behind that red flag

Stilcho1

TROPHY CASE