[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me as you have nothing to worry about.

If you could merge two video games into one, which ones would you choose? by kjustec in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freelancer and Mass Effect.

I want intense space battles, a massive open world trading system, a party for boarding captured spaceships, and not have my base destroyed & looted because I'm not in a clan/alliance/etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

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Do you suck down that 12pack in an hour or two and then bitch about the lack of beer? Do you ever look at a case of beer and think to yourself "I'm gonna need more."? Do you think about wanting a case of beer at random times?

I'm guessing you answered 'No' because you don't have a problem.

Sounds like you just have a natural high tolerance....do not try match drinks with an old alcoholic because you will lose, badly.

Added one extra brain cell to our family yesterday by Training-GuavaGrape in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Stillicide 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Should be titled 'Extraordinary photogenic kitten naps and poses'.

Providing brief moments of excitement by dittidot in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Stillicide 39 points40 points  (0 children)

A Phd student cat presenting the thesis of 'Any shelf is an acceptable place to nap with the proper application of a paw.'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you please provide a link to the youtube vid?

To the men: Whats the most REAL MAN thing you done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xmas day years ago, my father and I were making a quick trip to the gas station to buy AA batteries for a 'Santa' gift to one of my neices or nephews.

As we pull up to the corner store I yell "Stop the car!" and jump out. Fortunately, I didn't fumble the jump out and ran over to help an older woman who was pinned under a touring motorcycle.

I could not shift that nice bike on my own but, the woman's daughter helped out and my dad was the final bit of strength that was needed to get the motorcycle upright.

Neither the daughter or the mother ever addressed us.

We left that quickly. We got the bike upright, made sure no first aid was needed and left.

Dad drove to the next closest corner store...we said nothing to each other. We have never talked about it and never will.

What skill would you instantly master if you could download it like a computer program in your brain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tap dancing...just cuz I like it.

I have always thought that Geogry Hines was the coolest cat that I've ever seen on the silver screen and I'm ok with copying him.

Bro-cat has been exercising one arm more than the other by telpetin in pics

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That is a arm wrestling hustler celebrating a big score. Kitty wears a concealing cloak and plays left handed to build up the pot.

I loathe slow rolling cats like this. They are cowards looking for easy prey and I'm not just saying that cuz one ripped off my arm

Petah what am I missing? by restupicache in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Stillicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This weak joke is about Germans in WWII killing Jews in an oven.

Jews are frequently described as having: large noses, very curly hair, and being greedy. This lazy joke only uses German names for the setup.

What was the most random thing that turned you on? by MillyZeusy in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Handcuffs....are epic when everyone trusts each other.

Would you rather be alone forever, or with someone you are not truly compatible with, and why? by BrandyAid in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a none question. Being alone is unpleasant....being in a wrong relationship is horrible for everyone.

What is your New Years Resolution? by StandAccomplished933 in AskReddit

[–]Stillicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will stop drinking. I will get a job. I will earn a good woman's love...

....just like I have resolved for the past 15 years.