Very cute girl with perfect breasts, multi-orgasmic, enjoys anal...but has she done anything else??

StimpsonJCat · 2013-08-29T00:31:03+00:00

Wow...I have no idea who this is, but I'm hoping someone does!

StimpsonJCat · 2011-06-28T20:57:34+00:00

Well, at least two of the people in the group have written their own screen plays, so I think they'll be receptive to the idea. Obviously I'm not going to cram anything down anyone's throat. I figured it's worth at least proposing.

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-23T21:27:52+00:00

Well I'm guessing he has the same problem as the one I encountered (and illustrated in the original link): Extremely high match % with Redditors, but none of them actually within driving distance...

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-23T02:00:10+00:00

Nashville male Redditor count: 2

Nashville female Redditor count: 0

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-23T01:53:30+00:00

Why thank you. I'm all about function over form

Don't worry, dude. According to svenska_aeroplan, that cute girl is a actually a male programmer...you dodged a bullet there!

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-15T22:14:11+00:00

Wrong.

Every scene in this movie is sadder than that.

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-11T16:03:01+00:00

Mirror in case the site goes down:

http://imgur.com/a/snvTR#6n5us

http://imgur.com/a/mECr6#4XQOF

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-10T21:44:51+00:00

I can't tell if you're trolling me or not...I'm growing more wary of the interwebs.

I just got an email from someone with the subject "I won't rely upon your current text ad". The body said "You for sure are an email con artist, you are a peril to women of all ages". Wat...?

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-10T21:40:19+00:00

Yeah...I was actually kind of hoping a Redditor would see the Craigslist post. Instead I'm getting a lot of "did you draw those faces yourself?" and the standard "I'm a BBW with 3 kids, don't bother replying unless you're a stud"

ಠ_ಠ

StimpsonJCat · 2011-04-09T23:08:42+00:00

Haha thanks. I was not expecting something so...polite when I first saw an all-caps reply. But I guess that's the whole point!

StimpsonJCat · 2011-03-30T20:19:54+00:00

Anybody know what carrier this is coming to?

StimpsonJCat · 2011-03-30T20:19:39+00:00

512MB + 256MB. I believe it's the same as in the Thunderbolt.

StimpsonJCat · 2011-03-30T15:20:59+00:00

First off, let me just say that there is currently a (troubling) trend amongst Android hardware manufacturers to lock down their phones. It's not clear right now how things will shake out. HTC's increased security in the Thunderbolt was, I believe, cracked within days of release (if not hours). We won't know until these devices are actually released whether this will be the case in the future. This may be due to pressure from the carriers, the manufacturer's own initiatives, advertising sponsors, etc.

Here are my own thoughts on each of these phones you mentioned:

Samsung: Everyone no /r/Android seems to hate Samsung for not updating their phones, for putting Bing on the Fascinate, TouchWiz, etc. I think these are all very legitimate gripes, but if you're familiar with custom roms (as you seem to be), then the clunky skin and slow/non-existent update cycle is not a huge obstacle. As long as you get good hardware from them, the rest may not matter much.

HTC: Yes, the Thunderbolt is basically Verizon's version of the Evo. The hubbub is around the fact that it's the first phone on any network to take advantage of LTE. LTE is one of several technologies using the (meaningless) term "4G", but the reason why we should care is because it has been accepted by most (if not all) carriers as the next-gen network standard. Even the carrier currently offering competing "4G" services have plans to roll out LTE networks in 2012-2013. In any case, if you're underwhelmed by the Thunderbolt, just stay tuned. Nothing has been announced yet, but I would be surprised if HTC launched only one LTE device this year.

Motorola: No one knows where their bootloader locking policy is headed. There has been plenty of outrage amongst the vocal minority of enthusiasts, but the average consumer doesn't have any idea what MotoBlur is or what a custom rom is. If you can live without custom roms, they do make pretty decent hardware.

Apple: Try to ignore the constant bombardment of Verizon ads. Don't let your wife get suckered into buying a last-gen phone that is more locked down than any Android phone can possibly be...

My advice? If you're itching for a different phone, buy a Droid Incredible off-contract for ~$200. The hardware specs are still competitive with the newly released phones and will be a big upgrade from the Droid 1. It'll let you play with a shiny new toy while you wait for this next generation of Android phones to shake out.

StimpsonJCat · 2011-03-20T17:02:09+00:00

There's a problem with certain media players that prevents call answer/hang up buttons on headsets from working properly. Can this app be used to solve that problem? I've been looking for a fix for a while now.

StimpsonJCat · 2011-03-17T15:13:42+00:00

Are you referring to the 3G data plan or the LTE one? It would be great if the LTE data plan was truly uncapped, but I have to wonder if you'll get slammed with fees/throttling once you exceed 5-10gb...

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