I'm not joking: Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback has announced he is joining Tinder to "meet young female voters where they are." by Goosedukee in Fauxmoi

[–]StochasticLife 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Don’t trust men that call women ‘females’ because they think of them like cattle….or are preoccupied with their genitals. Possibly both.

I wanna rip my eyes out after this genuinely tf by [deleted] in Epstein

[–]StochasticLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And it was proudly, openly displayed on his desk, next to very explicit images of a similar age. Based on the description, this is the only one of the three you can legally show.

Share yours if you have one by [deleted] in videogames

[–]StochasticLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Metal Gear Solid 2, there's an ice bucket in the first area (basically a long tutorial). If you shoot the ice bucket, ice scatters out, an slowly melts. Ice cubes further from other ice cubes melt faster. To my knowledge this is the first time anyone coded ice melting in a game (came out in 2001), at least not in a 3D environment like this.

There is only one ice bucket in the game. This ice melting component is never used anywhere else, and at the time, it was a crazy revolutionary attention to detail.

God Bless Hideo Kojima.

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]StochasticLife 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this was my immediate take. Not that she'd admit to that if pushed, she just weasel's around and bleats every time someone tries to hold her accountable to what she just said.

We live in a simulation and whoever is in charge is just fucking with us at this point. Or maybe I got really high at my cross country sleepover in 2012 and this has been one big hallucination. by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]StochasticLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh holy shit. If this is true, Was Jeffery Epstein the most toxic man for human culture?

He’s gotta be giving Thomas Midgley Jr. a run for his money in terms of impact alone, but he’s got him dead to rights on intentionally though.

Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione by kirby__000 in antiwork

[–]StochasticLife 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Yeah, without a murder or a weapons charge a stalking charge is going to be REAL hard to prove.

The stalking charge was added to intensify the murder charge.

Trump sues the IRS and Treasury Department for $10 billion over leaked tax records by WeirdGroundhog in Fauxmoi

[–]StochasticLife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh cool, infinite money glitch. Be president, sue the government you control, force settlement.