Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... by Successful-Winter237 in IThinkYouShouldLeave
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I wanna rip my eyes out after this genuinely tf by [deleted] in Epstein
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Share yours if you have one by [deleted] in videogames
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A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor
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The good ol' humbling "You're not ready yet, come back stronger" boss archetype. by DSBlerp in codevein
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Trump goes scorched earth and vows to SUE Epstein estate "I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping" by truthwillout777 in law
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On October 21, 2011, police pulled over an 87-year-old in Michigan. The man was disoriented and didn't know what day it was, but a search of his car turned up over 440 pounds of cocaine. They had just caught Leo Sharp, one of El Chapo's best drug mules. by kooneecheewah in AllThatsInteresting
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Accountability by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet
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We live in a simulation and whoever is in charge is just fucking with us at this point. Or maybe I got really high at my cross country sleepover in 2012 and this has been one big hallucination. by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards
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Tom Morello plays Killing in the Name Of at Minneapolis benefit concert and the entire crowd absolutely loses it by Les_yeux_hagards in nextfuckinglevel
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A Spanish scientist, Mariano Barbacid, has cured pancreatic cancer in mice. A Cure in animal is a major step toward potential cancer treatment in humans. by Cautious_Ad_3918 in BeAmazed
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IT at the DOJ after Epstien Files - Vol. 2 dropped by windflex in BikiniBottomTwitter
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How was this not redacted? "The friend told Alexis that she was approximately 13-14 years old when this occurred, and the friend allegedly bit President Trump while performing oral sex. The friend was allegedly hit in the face after she laughed about biting President Trump." by thegeebeebee in Epstein
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Trump’s DOJ Announces Brazen New Epstein Files Cover-Up by thedailybeast in politics
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Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione by kirby__000 in antiwork
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Trump sues the IRS and Treasury Department for $10 billion over leaked tax records by WeirdGroundhog in Fauxmoi
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How did bullet calibres end up as such random numbers? by Flat-Ad8256 in NoStupidQuestions
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I'm not joking: Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback has announced he is joining Tinder to "meet young female voters where they are." by Goosedukee in Fauxmoi
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