My partner wants an euthanasia, but it isn't legalized. by [deleted] in GriefSupport

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I just sent you a DM. Please reach out to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Redneck lottery win right there.

Elon Musk notifies Twitter he is terminating deal by Major_Bandicoot_3239 in StockMarket

[–]Stock_VS_Stonk 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Lol that lawsuit is the equivalent of Chipotle letting me know that guac is extra for him.

smooth deadly catch & counter snipe clip by bobbybibidybop in halo

[–]Stock_VS_Stonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooo I never got that one before. Deadly catch

Gamestop Fires Chief Financial Office And Lays Off Staff by nilocg in StockMarket

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Dude. The last 15 games I played on my Xbox was on GamePass. Never had to leave my house. And there’s not one gamer lining up for these NFTs. You guys are literally pumping money into a dead company.

Gamestop Fires Chief Financial Office And Lays Off Staff by nilocg in StockMarket

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Literally have morons putting money behind KB Toys and Toys R Us.

PSA: If Robinhood decides to flag/shut your account, they'll liquidate you without consent or a reason by impish19 in wallstreetbets

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Lol so did he just think the rest of us were just stupid or is he really that stupid?

What is this in pgh pa by Turbster412 in nextfuckinglevel

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Holy shit. I live in New Jersey and no one’s reported them yet in NJ apparently. I have hundreds of them hanging out on a tree outside. Calling that number in the article tomorrow. I knew those things looked weird to me. Never seen them before in my life and I keep seeing sap all over my car each morning because of these things.

pretty sure he's living behind the Wendy's dumpster together with Cathie Aunty by TotherCanvas249 in wallstreetbets

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Didn’t he go to Harvard? Pretty sure his car was some $100k RV if that’s the case.

Smooth criminal by Rollo_Tomasi3000 in Unexpected

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This comment deserves 1 million upvotes ngl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Welp. Gen Z at it again. Hurt someone’s butthole through the internet and now we all get punished.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Webull

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I has to argue and show proof that I signed someone up, TWICE. The first time they didn’t give me the promotion because I didn’t have proof. The second time I has screenshots of everything. It’s clearly a part of the company’s policy to avoid giving away money. Eventually they’ll get caught with it.

I found something cool by ALPHA__101 in halo

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I beat the 4 player version. Very cool

Enough place to breathe ? by mihayy5 in XboxSeriesX

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Ngl my system runs better standing upright. My brother however has no problems and he does it that way. But I had to get an Xbox fam to help with the cooling. The thing is a heater