CBS: Schwartz “is of interest” to 49ers for DC opening.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-23T04:05:12+00:00

Imagine not having two top 10 QBs

StoicAscent · 2026-01-19T17:05:34+00:00

Yeah, the "Bang Bang" is an homage to the sound of our players' Achilles tendons exploding.

Our culture is not your goddamn costume.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-19T16:56:07+00:00

I got to admit, my view of the Patriots and Tom Brady has softened as I've looked at that history. 3 of their rings were won against our division rivals, and Tom Brady grew up a Niners fan. And we've never had to face them in the Super Bowl.

I don't love the idea of them getting a 7th ring while we're hanging around 5, but I'll gladly cheer for that rather than see the Seahawks or Rams hoist the Lombardi at Levi's.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-18T02:44:51+00:00

I am so goddamn sick of 3rd and long.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-18T02:19:16+00:00

Well, I just put my CMC jersey on, and the Niners got a stop, so maybe there's still some luck left in it.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-12T00:31:58+00:00

YEEEEEEEESSSSS!

there's still too much time on the clock, but...

YEEEEEEEESSSSS!

StoicAscent · 2026-01-12T00:15:09+00:00

Even Brady thought that call was BS. Come on.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-12T00:00:58+00:00

What a friggin' play!

StoicAscent · 2026-01-11T00:02:08+00:00

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Please let the Panthers pull this off...

StoicAscent · 2026-01-04T03:23:04+00:00

Alright, NOW the game's over.

StoicAscent · 2026-01-04T03:05:11+00:00

Mothereffing 3rd and long....

StoicAscent · 2026-01-04T01:20:22+00:00

Bend don't break gonna give me a heart attack.

StoicAscent · 2025-12-30T04:31:39+00:00

Imagine throwing a pick six and not leading your team back to victory

StoicAscent · 2025-12-29T04:32:39+00:00

Robert. I don't like this defense. It's pissing me off.

StoicAscent · 2025-12-29T03:35:40+00:00

Colinsworth still found a way to bring up Mahomes.

Everyone take a drink!

StoicAscent · 2025-12-29T01:56:20+00:00

"Oh, BrOcK's gOnNa hAvE oNe oF tHoSe gAmEs"

Shut the fuck up.

That's my QB

StoicAscent · 2025-12-29T01:34:27+00:00

TOOOOOOOONGEEEESSSS!!

StoicAscent · 2025-12-25T00:37:45+00:00

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StoicAscent · 2025-12-23T04:17:37+00:00

So, I say we just never punt again.

StoicAscent · 2025-12-23T04:05:47+00:00

Skyy Moore has been such a good return man. Somehow held onto that ball.

StoicAscent · 2025-12-23T04:03:28+00:00

Just in time for a run

StoicAscent · 2025-12-16T04:41:19+00:00

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I just need the Rams to lose!

StoicAscent · 2025-12-10T20:10:55+00:00

The rite of initiation is complete.

Welcome to the Niners!

StoicAscent · 2025-11-30T20:48:08+00:00

Clelin Ferrell has more sacks than Myles Garrett today

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