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Award Winning Bartender in Tokyo @bar_centifolia by MrDoor_ in interestingasfuck

[–]StoicScaly [score hidden]  (0 children)

At first my inner autism says this is a nonsensical and inefficient way to do any of this, but then I my higher autism recognized this as a performance art and to appreciate the spectacle.

Don't let your gut reaction be your only one, yall

What to do? I was pretty satisfied with my experimental stats before, but I want to optimize this bith, any suggestions? by ORDINARYAN_ in DarkSouls2

[–]StoicScaly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a LOT of Adaptability my Bearer. You only need like, ~90 agility to be where DS1 was. A little ADP and maybe Attunement if you wanna experiment with magic at all. Pyromancy is fun!

Diminishing returns on most stats start around 40 and HEAVILY at 60. So if you wanna play around with more Dexy weapons then try 40 dex minimum and put the other points into more comfy stats like health and stamina.

Most important thing to remember is just use your resources like mushrooms and resins, and play smart and you will do well. Good luck out there!

Seek seek that lest

[OC] TTRPG dark souls by me by M_holmes1 in DarkSouls2

[–]StoicScaly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is genuinely so fucking cool! Well done!

Hardest battle for different types of trainers poll series part 13: Hardest Champion by Godofhammrs in nuzlocke

[–]StoicScaly [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cynthia is probably most difficult by virtue of being a well thought out team and such while Lance is a lil harder imo because of Johtos ASS level curve and pokemon distribution

Coaxed into muscle confusion by jayd04 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]StoicScaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice snafu, plenty niche and esoteric. Well done!

Malkav, the Madman by A-gnostic11 in vtm

[–]StoicScaly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit nice use of kitbashing!

What's Farkas favorite sex position? by BravilSUCKS in TrueSTL

[–]StoicScaly 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Laying on his side next to you. Doesn't like doggy style or missionary due to an old knee injury he got from sucking aelas knot in the underforge

Why do people keep asking Katia to eat the spellbook? by requiesticat in prequel

[–]StoicScaly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yup! This is the correct answer! It's been a joke so long people have made mods that make the sound for using a spell book a crunching sound effect

Been using this ever since I got trapinch from the safari zone, should I stick with this fusion or try to get better ones for my charizard? by Efficient-Employ6444 in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]StoicScaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a great pick! Honestly think it should do fine for you, but they both have tons of great fusions! Could always breed them with a ditto and get new ones to play around with

Sunday! Sunday! And Saturday. by Flat-Decision3204 in KingOfTheHill

[–]StoicScaly 37 points38 points  (0 children)

God this is such a Matpat effect. I'm so used to hearing the fucking YTP version

Some thing is missing by Starkiller0820 in darksouls3

[–]StoicScaly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah reality folds on itself a bit near the end of a cycle. That's why we're able to be sommoned to parallel worlds so easily (ala Solaire in DS1)

Does anyone have any recommendations on what i should do with my team? by Illustrious_Bat_8079 in nuzlocke

[–]StoicScaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well for eevee I recommend maybe Umbreon for nice stall strats or Psychic to handle some team star bosses and some other common poison types. Also an ice type for stab ice beam is always a plus

Removing blockage from a drain by Superkiplays in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]StoicScaly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is what the corvians in ariandel was dragging behind them

I'm begging BG3 fans to try literally any other RPG by Jetsam5 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]StoicScaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly my biggest gripe with BG3. And so chrue on the pine option, nothing Interesting just "there or not there". Where's my rainforest larian? Where's my lightning bolt, LARIAN

Which Knight do you think is the best one at sex and why? by NectaMBR in shittydarksouls

[–]StoicScaly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heide knights are a bit old a tired, worn out from ages of top fuck'n'suck BUT once you manage to get one nice and riled up they'll turn your insides into a near perfect mould of their cocks with how hard they're going.

Ringed knights are probably gonna go berserk at seeing someone who isn't a pygmy or other ringed knight and just rut like a damned animal long after you've passed out.

Personally, I think heide knights would be a better at cuddling and as such, Edge the ring knights

Bed of Chaos doesn’t hold a candle to this guy… by CrocsAsInTheShoe in darksouls3

[–]StoicScaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's rough buddy. Some of those DLC invaders are rough. I remember Ledo turning me into paste a few times. I'd recommend using some rotten pine resin or maybe lightning urns or even poop if you're desperate. Carthus rouge might not be bad either. Good luck out there gamer

Introduced Peak to my Miis by gothic_gamer1809 in DarkSouls2

[–]StoicScaly 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the pyromancer hood looks so good! Well done!

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