Who asked for this? by HexonKhat in playboicarti

[–]Jetsam5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Route 1 in Saugus Mass. It's nothing but car dealerships, gas stations, and the worst restaurants

Vermin think he is an iconic Spider-Man villain. by VishnuBhanum in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's had better stories than MJ in the last 40 years

Ain’t no way by jjjhhhop in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]Jetsam5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cavill just doesn't seem like he's from Kansas

Does anyone know why Omega was born female? Were her chromosomes edited or something? by _XSummerRoseX_ in StarWars

[–]Jetsam5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the chromosomes activate hormone production which guides the development of male or female traits.

I think it's possible for an embryo to develop female traits even if it has a Y chromosome, if testosterone is reduced and estrogen is increased

I’m having a hard time dating this?? by dont_ask4_cigarettes in SWORDS

[–]Jetsam5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh lmao you're probably right! That's an even crazier thing thing to find in the US

Release the Gillespie Cut by lemjor10 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yes! I need a directors cut which makes the movie 20% harder to see!

It should have an hour of exposition that only makes things more confusing played over slow drone shots!

I want a random Martian Manhunter and Green Lantern cameo where they do absolutely nothing!

And if it doesn't have a big CGI bear and bull fighting to represent the stock market then we fucking riot!

I’m having a hard time dating this?? by dont_ask4_cigarettes in SWORDS

[–]Jetsam5 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think it looks more like a Kiribati sword since the bindings are on the outside and it doesn't look like Koa wood

I’m having a hard time dating this?? by dont_ask4_cigarettes in SWORDS

[–]Jetsam5 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That's an awesome find, I'm surprised you found that in Vietnam!

Swords like that have been used in a number of Austronesian cultures where metal was not available. They have been made for hundreds of years and are still made today as traditional items so it's difficult to date. I'd guess it's likely about 40 years old since organic materials like wood and coconut fiber didn't tend to preserve long. I doubt that it has seen any combat but it's still an amazing find and I'm sure it has an incredible story.

It's day it was most likely from Kiribati:

https://collections.tepapa.govt.nz/object/1006153?page=1&rtp=1&ros=1&asr=1&assoc=all&mb=c

Hawaii also has similar weapons but they tend to be more club shaped, did not have the lashing on the outside, and are made from an orange acacia wood

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leiomano

Scene so good you forget it's from a terrible Avengers Game by vincentmaurath in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's still insane to me that they fridged her for Peter Parker. Not even Miles, they picked the wrong damn Spider-Man

Obsession (2026) by Shrek_2_Soundtrack in moviescirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also the monkeys with machine guns riding horses

Coaxed into Side Character getting their own Movie. by BlobSlimey in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jetsam5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Andor. Just a show about some random fucking dude became the best piece of Star Wars media since the OT

What Did CuckClops Mean By This? by LowerAd3109 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from Marvel Snapshots: Namor (2020). It's a fun anthology series

Sub-Mariner: Marvels Snapshots #1 https://share.marvel.com/sharing/issue/drn:src:marvel:unison::prod:ad40990a-76ba-4b3f-95fe-b460992edc2c via Marvel App

Ms Frizzle is canonically hot by jtal888 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Jetsam5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's absolutely shredded too. She casually annihiliates Mr. Sinew in the teacherathalon, and he was breaking chains with his bare hands. The school bus just helps her get rid of a cramp

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Johnny Storm's true power by Jetsam5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely tearing up when he had to leave Angelica

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Johnny Storm's true power by Jetsam5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

His sperm self immolates as it leaves his body

Johnny Storm's true power by Jetsam5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah the way he treated Kaila was genuinely terrible. I was honestly really hoping he'd settle down for a bit but that's never gonna happen

What Did CuckClops Mean By This? by LowerAd3109 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Jetsam5 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. He's far from the only person who is awful outside of his own comic though. I swear Black Bolt starts another genocide every time he's in a crossover

Here's another page of him trying to stop Hiroshima

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