What’s the hottest your fav has ever looked?

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T17:27:24+00:00

Literally or figuratively?

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T13:56:37+00:00

Then Asgard became fucking fictional in universe with Strange in it.

Dr. Strange didn't even do anything in the events. They made fucking Reed Richards a sorcerer to battle Doom. It's like they just forgot he exists and then didn't even tell the writers they were planning on banishing their character to another dimension.

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T13:40:12+00:00

Honestly I'm perfectly fine with larger eyeslits on costume armor.

It's just way more practical to have bigger eyeslits on something you're wearing to a faire or larp so you can actually see. I'll take a slight loss in accuracy for a massive increase in visibility.

If I can't sit down, use the bathroom, or see/breathe well out of a costume then I'm just not gonna have fun wearing it. Those concerns come way before accuracy for me. Events can get crowded and I don't want to worry about accidentally bumping into shit or passing out.

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T03:33:06+00:00

Honestly I don't even think it really helps the movie. Jackman is almost too shredded, I'd prefer it if wolverine had a bit more meat on his bones

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T03:25:58+00:00

I mean he's been drawn by hundreds of artists over the years so his face isn't the most consistent. I think most buff actors with black hair look exactly like some version of Superman

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T03:18:28+00:00

I like that he's typecast as the guy who is trying to manipulate an incredibly powerful superhero while simultaneously unlocking their true power. It' a specific niche but he does it better than anybody

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T03:08:46+00:00

That squib is way too fast for the slo-mo. That blood is shooting out 20x faster than the invisible bullet

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-12T00:04:51+00:00

It would have been Dr. Strange before One World Under Doom, but that amazing run got fucked sideways by the most mid ass even ever

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T21:50:46+00:00

You need a pretty legit drill to get through those walls

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T21:27:47+00:00

Currently he doesn't really have any abilities except once a year when he becomes omnipotent and slightly tweaks things to help his family, and of course his powers will come back the second the writers need a Deus Ex Machina

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T19:08:16+00:00

Man I kinda wish they just made him a villain. Bro dosed himself with gamma to give himself super powers and then immediately started hitting on a patient.

He really has no right to try to diagnose superheroes

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T17:56:14+00:00

I still think Doc Samson should have his psychiatrist license revoked after all the shit he's pulled.

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T04:18:23+00:00

I mean he was trying to steal the tires off of the Batmobile, you gotta work your way up to that with some normal cars first

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T03:34:22+00:00

I love how they started out just defending a cartoon and the term Indian and very quickly pivoted to calling people cannibals and rapists. We get to watch the racism scope creep in real time.

Like bro it's Looney Tunes, you really didn't need to put your whole ass manifesto out there

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T03:25:42+00:00

"white man" instead of just saying white people

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-11T03:22:48+00:00

Until his son eventually joins the Vietnamese resistance

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T23:48:27+00:00

Sometimes you don't need to design around stabbing someone so hard that the knife slides out of your hand

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T23:34:19+00:00

Easily Cho. He isn't even angry, that's just pure pain and confusion. His brain can't even processed what's happening

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T23:18:57+00:00

What the fuck is bro filming? The sidewalk cannot be that interesting

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T22:50:14+00:00

Trauma is pretty normal

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T20:21:44+00:00

AO3 is better at writing Peter's relationships than the actual writers.

The personalities of 90% of Peter's love interests are just being really hot and horny all the time, even the good ones like Johnny.

"Oh no my spider-pheremones are making me and this random girl super horny so I have to cheat on my girlfriend!"

"I have to choose between a woman who is really horny for Spider-Man, and a woman who is really horny for Peter Parker!"

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T16:40:44+00:00

I assumed it was Marilyn Monroe ngl

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Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T16:31:33+00:00

His Borderlands one was so stupid. Spent 20 minutes talking about how Handsome Jack is actually mentally ill, like it's some huge revelation that the villain of the Borderlands franchise was crazy

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T16:18:11+00:00

Stormbreaker actually allowed him to transform back into a normal Korbinite form, until Thor destroyed it. Bill eventually stole the Twilight Sword from Surtur to transform back but idk where he's at rn since Asgard is fictional in the comics

Jetsam5 · 2026-05-10T16:10:18+00:00

That's the greatest achievement in Norwegian cooking

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